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a common household euphemism for wiping windows in a vigorous counterclockwise motion
Eli and Peyton both developed an affinity for sawing wood at a young age, at the behest of their father, a well respected practitioner of the wood-sawing arts.
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Where the "don't mess with" niggas live. If you mess with a nigga (especially a nigga from footlocker) you would be approached by a bigger nigga. Fuck with that bigger nigga, .....................Just don't mess with niggas from the Wish A Nigga Woods
Man: oh. So you think you're going to bring all you little friends and jump me Kevin, well I'm from a little town called whoop ass.
Bigger Nigga . "Well I'm from a little town called Wish A Nigga Woods."
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Giant retailer of condoms and other sexual enhancement products.
Joff: My girlfriend is coming into town this weekend. I can't wait to give her the balogna pony. I need to pick up a 12 pack of condoms.
LL: I heard Dick's Sporting Wood is having a blow-out sale on condoms and viagra this weekend.
Joff: Awesome! Do you need me to pick you up anything while I'm there?
LL: Yes, can you get me some of that Black Magic? I plan on getting some poontang of my own!
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Woody's got Wood. A beautiful and deep love story about a toy and the toy's owner.
"One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood."
Me:"Hey man, wanna watch Woody's Got Wood?"
Friend: "Fuck off dude I ain't gay!"
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the word is a derivative of Jiz. its used by tree surgeons about wood which has no significat value for burning or selling. it also produces sap which get on your hands and clothes and is sticky like jiz.
I spent the day cutting jizermey wood. or this wood is jizermey lets chip it.
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Used by Suburbians of Chicago to refer to the near west surburb(s) of Maywood and/or Bellwood Illinois. Also used in an ironic attempt to try and put on for they city to gain street credit and give the suburb(s) a harder-core image. Murder Woods is known for their increasing crime rate which includes, but is not limited to terrorism, gang activity, drug trafficking, rape, arson, treason, burglary, kidnapping, robbery, and of course Murder (hence the name Murder Woods). Not to be mistaken for or used interchangeable with Chiraq.
Girl: Ay boy, where you stay at?
Boy: I'm from da Woods, Murder Woods! All day!
Girl: Nigga! You weak as hell! Chiraq all day & night baby!
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