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a common household euphemism for wiping windows in a vigorous counterclockwise motion
Eli and Peyton both developed an affinity for sawing wood at a young age, at the behest of their father, a well respected practitioner of the wood-sawing arts.
Where the "don't mess with" niggas live. If you mess with a nigga (especially a nigga from footlocker) you would be approached by a bigger nigga. Fuck with that bigger nigga, .....................Just don't mess with niggas from the Wish A Nigga Woods
Man: oh. So you think you're going to bring all you little friends and jump me Kevin, well I'm from a little town called whoop ass.
Bigger Nigga . "Well I'm from a little town called Wish A Nigga Woods."
Giant retailer of condoms and other sexual enhancement products.
Joff: My girlfriend is coming into town this weekend. I can't wait to give her the balogna pony. I need to pick up a 12 pack of condoms.
LL: I heard Dick's Sporting Wood is having a blow-out sale on condoms and viagra this weekend.
Joff: Awesome! Do you need me to pick you up anything while I'm there?
LL: Yes, can you get me some of that Black Magic? I plan on getting some poontang of my own!
Woody's got Wood. A beautiful and deep love story about a toy and the toy's owner.
"One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood."
Me:"Hey man, wanna watch Woody's Got Wood?"
Friend: "Fuck off dude I ain't gay!"
A sexual reference. It could mean the same as "Want to get it on?", or something to that effect.
Guy: Need some wood, baby?
Girl: Sure!
A condition where extremely fine splinters of wood embed in the dermal layer slowly working toward the heart, lungs and brain over a period of 2 - 5 years. Side effects can include, an extreme affinity for Microsoft Excel, over measuring and having the name Danny. Only affects people who have touched or burnt stolen firewood i.e. thieves or petty criminals.
Danny stole firewood from his brother's front porch and now he has Wood Thief's Sickness