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Texting while noodle grooving
Damn look at that noodle texter.....
What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....
a nigger!
Theres a dirty noodle blaster trespassing onto my property! His porch monkey cousins are with him in skimasks!
"Dude, we were so high, we didn't want to make the ramen, so we just ate noodle candy."
The Asian version of sword fighting has to have two people of Asian decent
Ex. Ching-A-Chong Ling: hey do you want to noodle slapping with me
Yo-Yo: that's gay but alright
1. To become physically exhausted after a hard day's work
2. The result of spending too long in a sauna or hot tub
Boy, after an hour in the sauna, I am one cooked noodle!