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Break-up brain is a situation in which occurs when have just broken up with your romantic partner or significant other after a long term relationship. A person suffering from break-up brain suddenly finds every person around them attractive and has multiple concurrent crushes right after a break-up.
Ever since Maria broke up with her high school boyfriend of 2 years, she had a serious case of break-up brain - she suddenly finds everyone attractive!
how someone would react when the price of something turns out to be way more than you anticipated.
Dude 1- Damn they clean, much they cost?
Dude 2- Yeah bro, you can have these kicks for $285.
Dude 1- You crazy? You tryna break my pockets? I ain’t got money like that!
When you bang a girl so hard that her legs take on a state of pseudo paraplegia, making it almost impossible for her to use the bathroom.
“ we haven’t you used the bathroom yet?”
“ I can’t move to get there after round 6, my legs have paraplegia right now”
“ achievement unlocked: paraplegic potty break “
“ come on I’ll carry you there”
The act of inviting a girl into your home to get laid by watching Breaking Bad. Step 1: watching the 1st episode. Step 2: about 20 mintues into the 2nd episode, move closer to her. Step 3: once the 3rd episode starts, insert your penis into her vagina. Your welcome.
Wow dude! I just pulled of the Breaking Bad method last Light! She was totally blown away!
A rather unusual change in the daily social activities, usually in large numbers, between the months October and November (length and date may vary according to location) usually, though not limited, for students.
The effect occurs when majority, if not all, social activities come to complete halt. This can be observed most vividly in the internet socialization sites (i.e. Facebook, Myspace, etc.).
Many are prone to being affected by "The Fall Break Effect" and can happen with or without warning. Some show verbal signs to others by mentioning a trip, while some may disappear without warning.
Now, exactly where the affected individuals travel are unknown. The only factor that is shared in common, is the fact that social communication is cut dramatically, especially on the internet.
The correlation of the internet and "The Fall Break Effect" is not known as of now. The only known fact is when the time of "The Fall Break Effect" arrives in the area, the affected students, for a limited time, change their daily activity and reduce the social activities.
...With Warning...
Bob: Hey, I'm gonna be gone for about a week. My family and I are taking a trip to my Grandparent's.
Joe: Oh, well have fun.
*a day later...*
Joe: hmm...Bob isn't on Facebook, or on Instant Messanger as usual...that's strange. Ah, must be "The Fall Break Effect."
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...Without Warning...
Joe: Ah, it's fall break! Time to talk to my friends.
*uses internet social site*
Joe: Wow, 9 of my 10 friends who are constantly online are all of a sudden not...that's strange. Maybe it's "The Fall Break Effect."
When someone gets a new job in Asheville but it pays less than $10 an hour and you have to deal with assholes tourists all day. They go on their lunch break on their first day but never come back.
Bro 1: "Dude congrats on the new job, how's first day going?"
Bro 2: "Dude that place is wak af, gotta deal with assholes all day and I'm getting paid shit. I'm gonna take an Asheville Lunch Break, fuck this place!"
verb To be the first one to comment on a picture/video/status on a social networking website.
Usually people want to be the first person to comment on something that they know will soon have a bunch of comments.
"Friend 1: Hey Friend 2! Did you see that picture that Jen put up of her ass in a thong?
Friend 2: Yeah, she just put it up a few minutes ago. I think I'm going to post something, breaking comment virginity on that picture!"
Luke: Nobody posted on your status that you put up an hour ago. I think ill say something and break the comment virginity.
Obi-Wan: Thanks bro