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Coffee

a drink

i want coffee

by Ur mum and ur dad gey together October 17, 2019


Coffee

I mean, I'm going to be having coffee either way...

Hym "Coffee? The would undoubtedly be the weirdest fucking thing that has ever happened."

by Hym Iam September 1, 2023


Coffee

Code Word For, "Sex"

"you wan't some coffee" as in You Wan't This BBC

by wickybtw December 30, 2022


Coffee

A highly addictive drink brewed from roasted coffee beans now consumed around the world. Made by coffee slobs -instant coffee, to coffee snobs -Kopi Luwak coffee which is made from coffee beans eaten and pooped out by the Asian palm civet.

If only Elvis had stuck with coffee…”

by Cammeray January 19, 2017


Coffee

The only way to survive middle school.

Man... I need coffee and vacation.
Loads of both.
Mhh... Zzzzzzzz......

by poke-nl December 19, 2016


Coffee

GODS NECTAR, EVERY SINGLE LAST MAN ON EARTH CANNOT GO 5 MINUTES WITHOUT A SIP OF IT!!! YOU ARE MENTALLY UNSTABLE IF YOU DO NOT DRINK COFFEE IT IS NOT HEALTHY YOU ARE GOING TO DO DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES IF YOU DO NOT MAKE COFFEE

DRINK COFFEE NOW

by Corny peps June 12, 2018


Coffee?

Offer to purchase coffee for your friends and co-workers

Paul: "Coffee?"
Allan: "Yeah, can you get me get a medium coffee with one cream. Thanks!"

by pineapplebottom September 1, 2017