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He school for posh fagots who think they are too shit but in reality blunt penis”s they have 3 hours a day to focus on anal sessions which includes widening bumholes using a ruler or carot sometimes even textbook
Trinity College
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A College Town is any city that's population is predominately students attending a 4 year college or university.
Eugene, Oregon is an example of a College Town.
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The biggest faggot jerkoff shitfest in the entire world. There are 130 teams but only 3 or 4 ever compete for a championship. 95% of the teams have absolutely no shot at competing ever because there is no draft, no contracts, no trades, and absolutely nothing that these teams can do against the 3 or 4 teams that all the good players decide to go to. It's almost the exact same goddamn teams every fucking year in and year out and it's the most godawful boring horseshit. On top of all of that, their playoffs are determined by a system of VOTING! Because of all of this horseshit, only retards like college football. This means college football is predominately big in the South. This is a perfect system for these stupid fucking redneck pieces of shit because they hate everybody else in the country that's not in the South so when their football team wins in their corrupt unfair horseshit games, they feel as if they are superior to the rest of the country. They have small, tiny penises so when their favorite team beats an inferior team with no chance of ever competing 84-7 on a throwaway Saturday, it makes them feel better about their micro-weewees. There are a lot of dumb things that exist in this fucked up world, but college football is the biggest crock of horseshit that has ever existed and college football fans that view it as a legitimate product are the biggest faggot pieces of pathetic shit on this fucking Earth. Fuck college football
"hey Central Florida went undefeated! They played 13 games and won all 13 games!" - Kyle
"That's great, too bad they lost" - Stan
"How did they lose? They won every game they played!" - Kyle
"Yeah but the selection committee voted that they weren't good enough to make the playoffs, so another team won the National Championship" - Stan
"But they won their bowl game!" - Kyle
"Bowl games don't mean shit" - Stan
"Wow this sure is stupid, but atleast we helped our football program!" - Kyle
"Actually, now that UCF is good, nobody is going to agree to play them so the school is going to make less money now" - Stan
"Wow college football is the most retarded fucked up horseshit! Who the fuck likes this crap!?" - Kyle
"Southerners, the only people retarded enough to think its worth watching" - Stan
"Oh that makes sense" - Kyle
Fuck college football
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A tiny Christian College in NW Iowa. It is nothing but cold and snowy there. It is in such a small town that when college ends, the town becomes a ghost town. There is a total of one grocery store, one fast food joint, and one gas station. Also there are a whole bunch of churches in the small town.
guy1: Hey, I'm thinking about going to Dordt College.
guy2: What? that place is so small it isn't even on the town's map!
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This is the combination of cigarettes, illegally obtained adderall, and caffeine pills. Often used to study for large tests, projects, and essays, the college cocktail consists of first taking adderall, or another amphetamine, and caffeine pills then smoking throughout the night. The resulting effects are being more alert, focused, and refreshed than using any of the substances on their own.
Jo: We need to finish this project tonight!
Ellen: Here, we'll throw a college cocktail
Jo: Thanks for the pills. Let's go smoke and then we'll get to work
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The worst and easiest college to attend. Seriously, why do people go here?
That's cool, I just graduated from franklin college and you can use my degree to wipe.
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The shittiest of shit community colleges around. While certain teachers are the salt of the earth, the student population consists of some of the largest assholes on the planet. Douche-bags, hipsters, and prep-school wannabes all come together to form some sort of super-asshole that will confess to you his love of Foo Fighters, Katy Perry, and Taylor Swift before he will tell you the answer to 28/7.
You go to Gavilan College? Jesus, do you want to see a therapist for the rest of your life?
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