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Tooth Coming Through? (verb). A question that is asked to a person who is vigorously and continuously scratching their anus / bottom through their cloths.
Many people believe this saying comes from the fact that when babies teeth, they produce a digestible acid that makes their bottoms sore enough to scratch - thus implying a tooth is coming through…
“Blimmy Ted, stop scratching your arse, what you got a tooth coming through?”
In a competitive drinking game situation, usually beirut, a team predicts a victory, or a "sweet come back," only to lose the game.
Can also be spelled Swedish Cum Back.
"Dude, we're totally going to kick your asses! I don't care if you've hit seven cups and every shot we take misses the table, this come back is going to be insane! We're heating up!" would qualify as a Swedish Come Back if the team choked and lost a few cups later.
a phrase typically said by sketty bitches and esh dogs. Late night is basically saying to your parents that your shopping at the plaza during night but your really going to smoke weed on the bridge and meet up with your eshay friends and do sketchy shit
esh dog: oi ba come late night tonight
sketty bitch: ye cunt ill be there
esh dog: bring the bud
sketty bitch: hell yeah
Oooooh! Oh! I don't exist! Ok. That's not the most solipsistic shit I've ever heard in my life! A higher plane of existence you say? Really!? Wooooow! I didn't know that! I didn't know that I existed on a high plane and therefore have already been saved... Neat! Yeah, see the same people who are saying that also want to use me as manpower to save America and the institutions and the Palestinians... So... How does that work? You're not going to save me but you need me to let you pretend to win an argument about whether or not your kids should be shielded from the vague awareness of the existence of things literally. The sheer sight of a drag queen will is going to shatter your kids mind... So I have to let you legislate against that guy wearing things... To save your kids from wrong think... Because if they see a gay they are going tooooo... Do something? Get molested? I gotta go along with your incest cult or the other incest cult is gonna get me... Not me, but rather, your daughter is going to have to not be a filth slut or I'll be allow to throw rocks at her? That's the thing that we need to rally together to save you from?
A solipsist "No one is coming to save you."
Hym "Do it or I'll murder a kid."
Solipsist "No, you need to save me! From that tranny over there! My kids is going to see that and then they are going to want to do that!"
Hym "Ha! I don't see a problem with that so..."
Solipsist "Right but the black people want the outcome of their lives to be the same as mine!"
Hym "They want their kids to get murdered over you refusing to pay for what you took from and stop surveiling as guy?"
Solipsist "Wh... This guy wants to kill me for locking him and his family in my basement!"
Hym "I... Want to kill you for a conceptually adjacent reason..."
Solipsist 😤 "I should matter more that you!"
Hym "You don't. Your kids don't. Your kids actually matter less and they're shit. Did you know... That every daughter is a doodoo in her fathers butt? (That's a Rick and Morty reference I literally write for them so I can use that in my thing)"
Solipsist "My daughter is not a poop!"
Hym "She's a poop and a filth-slut. Absolute garbo. Slut daughter."
Solipsist "People like you can't be allowed to suceed!"
Hym "The only form of failure I will accept is child murder."
A phrase used to respond to someone posting a gym pic, talking about the gym, or otherwise talking about any activity relating to getting jacked or preparing for battles of any sort.
Chase: “aye bruh, me and the boys hit the gym and the shooting range yesterday.”
Sarah: “go Jim. Be ready when soup comes.”
A phrase used when someone refers to going to the gym, mentioned the gym, or otherwise talks about working out. It is nonsensical, and serves to simply confuse the gymbro talking about the gym
Chad: “bruh, I hit a pr wit my deadlifts today”
Dylan: “go jim. Be ready when soup comes.”