Mecha cow

She who's awfully afraid of huge Reploid dogs from the year 21XX and shows *real tears*

Mecha cow is such a n00b

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Flapping the Floppy Cow

To masturbate in class, often causing you to breathe heavily and make your desk quickly move up and down. Derived from the infamous Van Fap Floppy Cow, the king of in-school fap.

Person: Van Fap, what the hell are you doing?
Van Fap Floppy Cow: I'm Flapping the Floppy Cow, why would I be doing anything else?

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brown cow

a form of a charlie horse. to pull off a brown cow, you have to slide down on the strings of a guitar, and when you reach the end of the fret board, lift your hand off and punch someone close by with a lot of power.

during music class, josh turned around and brown cow'd greg right in the arm

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Milking the cash cow

To milk a womans D cups while being covered in sweat. Youll hear a pleasuring squishing sound

She had big boobs, so i decided to try the Milking the Cash Cow move on her.

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Moo Cow Theory

The idea that once a man sleep with a woman, she becomes 'old news' and he is no longer intrested in her. To sum up, it means that men genitically cannot have commitment. As stated by the movie Someone Like You

"I don't understand how he could cheat on me!"
"It's simple, The Moo Cow Theory"

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talk show cow

Those fat bitches on Jerry Springer who have secret love affairs with their sister/brother/mother/father.

Jerry: Why do you sleep with your sister you TALK SHOW COW!?
Cow: I lover her Jerry! We're gonna adopt a baby together. *starts making out with sister*

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Montana Cow Poke

Doing a dude in a field behind your farm house and as you are ejaculating you tip over a cow on him.

Greg spent a month in the hospital after two Montana Cow Pokes in the same night.

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