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Zebra Disease

When you cross a Zebra Crossing and release you may become infected with the delusional psychosis of the Zebra Disease people may experience life or death and a array of symptoms that can be from either of lifes pros or cons that make up the black and white shades of life, stay away from the Zebra Crossings and check in with your local doctor in case you have caught Zebra Disease

Mate other day i heard about the Zebra Disease was quick ones down to the doctor lucky it's all good just Covid

by A Sassy Gentlemen Called Ray May 29, 2022


car and watch disease

A disease in which a person spends the majority of their time thinking about cars and watches

Tom-“Dude if I get that new job, I’ll be able to afford a 2019 A4 and a Rolex Submariner.”

Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”

by WinnDixie December 24, 2019


Harry’s disease

A very rare disease when you lost your ability to catch a football

Yooooo u dropped a game winning touchdown!?!? Do u have Harry’s disease?

by Trol69669696969 September 23, 2021


Bagnasarian Disease

Where the anus becomes enlarged and inflamed, so enlarged and inflamed that it eventually encompasses the whole personality and being, in other words the individual turns into a complete asshole.

when you think about it, every person knows someone that has bagnasarian disease in their bloody life, unfortunately it can be contagious.

by asvpHoy3 July 4, 2014


Corn Disease

When one is Experiencing a repeat cycle of dealing with and or dating a fuck boy or fuck girl

My corn disease is flaring up.

by Nunuarmenta May 13, 2021


Diseased wart

Somthing as fugly as a wart yet that much more to be diseased

Shannon is the sluttyest diseased wart known to man kind

by Miss hawker December 1, 2016


dying disease

a fatal condition consisting of other smaller diseases, prime examples being "shot in a vital organ disease", or "crushed by a flaming helicopter disease".
The symptoms can range from completely underlying to incredibly painful, and the life expectancy for a dying disease patient can range anywhere from 0.5 seconds to 20 years.

"I just came back from the doctor's, and he diagnosed me with dying disease."
"Maybe it's because you've got rebar through your forehead"

by Heelpiwquin April 24, 2022