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When one says they are going to get one drink and end up getting drunk.
When someone gets so drunk, they only mumble incoherently, causing them to sound like Jabba the Hutt.
He was so Jabba Drunk last night he couldn’t form a sentence if he wanted to!
After consuming enough alcohol, in particular 2 Camo Ice 40s and half a bottle of Carstairs, entering a state where you are horny, violent, and crazy....
Allowing for feats of pure stupidity, few human beings have ever thought possible
Have you tried to light an aerosol can on fire in the middle of someone else's bathroom? Or been arrested for trying to go to Wal-Mart at 3 in the morning? Or covered an entire stairwell in vomit?
We just might want to recruit you to the elite of Wyoming Drunk!
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A person who frequently gets drunk and causes trouble.
Jon was acting like a drunk monkee again, so I kicked his azz.
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The state of being as intoxicated as an indigenous Australian (boong, coon, abo, nigger) not long after cashing their fortnightly welfare cheque
Its Australia Day tomorrow, I wanna be boong-drunk by midday.
Hey Steve, look at that coon, he's boong-drunk and its only 10am, must be welfare day.
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When you are so intoxicated you are unable to get an erection.
Wife: "Don't drink too much tonight. I wanna have sex later, and I don't want you having drunk junk"
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Acting drunk despite being sober due to the fact that your friends have been drinking, usually dancing/singing along to music that you dislike etc.
Comes with the unfortunate side effect of being able to remember the events the following morning.
Dude, why were you dancing last night, I thought you hated that music" "Yeah, normally I do, but I was drunk by proxy. I did some pretty embarrassing stuff
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