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The phony facial expression that people temporarily assume while taking a selfie in order for the person to look their best. It is usually practiced in the mirror as well as with cameras, and can be called up at any time, but it rarely, if ever occurs naturally. You can tell when someone feels that they have perfected their selfie face, or a new variation of it, because they change their profile picture to it.
For girls this is often done by opening the eyes very wide, and smiling, but not enough to cause any wrinkles, and usually not enough to show the teeth unless the teeth are perfect.
For guys it is usually either a bored look or a hard look, and is often performed shirtless.
Duck face is not selfie face. If someones best looking face was their duck face, you would hit them with a 2x4, not click on their profile.
Becky just dyed her hair so she's in the bathroom practicing her selfie face for her new profile pic.
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When someone does something devious and then smiles innocently and denies doing anything. The "Cap Face" is so sweet many cannot resist it and will belive whoever uses the Cap Face.
-"Did you just trip me"
--"Who me? I'd never do anything like that!" *smiles innocently*
-"Oh, okay"
That was a total Cap Face!
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A person who looks squinty eyed in the morning, resembling a Mole in the sunlight
A person who finds it difficult to open thier eyes fully soon after waking up from sleep
Squinting in the sunlight like a mole
A person with Mole like features
I only had two hours sleep last night, I've got hellish mole face
Oh my god look at Dan's mole face, he looks tired.....and funny
Im so tired....I cant open my eyes....the sun is burning me....Its so bright.....I feel like a mole.....No no dont hurt my mole face...ah it feels like my face is melting
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A Spanglish slang term used to describe a face that has been shaved clean which for a long time (usually years) previous had worn facial hair, such as a mustache or goatee. The naked, newly shaved face gives the appearance of a bare ass cheek.
Nalga is Spanish for ass cheek.
Daughter: What possessed dad to shave his 'stache after 35 years?
Mother: He wanted to try something different, you don't like it?
Daughter: No!! He has a nalga face, he needs to grow it back!
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When You Or Another Person Has Clown Face paint on, preferably Joker face paint. Someone wherein Clown Face paint can be said to be wearing "Gamer Face". Wearing "Gamer Face" is equivalent to war paint. To wear "Gamer face" is a sense of pride and respect for the gamer cause. Gamer Face is assosaited with the gamers rise up movement. Cosplaying as a clown for non-gamer related reason would not be considered as wearing "Gamer Face".
Example one:
Guy one: "Dude why do you have joker face paint on."
Guy two: "its Gamer Face get you facts right?"
Example Two:
Guy One:"I'm going to make my character and he's gonna have gamer face on all the time"
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Pink, rash-like condition on an infant's face, occurs after breast feeding. Most likely used in a funny way.
"Whoa, that baby has a severe case of boob-face, how long was he on?"
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to eat
I went to the buffet downtown so I could stuff face.
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