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Wide body kits are a mod for sports cars. If you actually were a racer, they would be useful. However, they are primarily used by 48 year olds going though midlife crises that turn on sports mode in their cars. They are overpriced and only useful if you go above the speed limit. People don't think you're cool, they just are fucking tired of hearing golf on the radio.
"I got a Thicc Industries wide body kit for ya car!"
"Fuck off Jibick, you put airplane fuel in my Tesla and hacked my GPS to only display furry ancom porn."
Its asking if you want to help me hide a body which refers to having smacked someone very very hard...
Will u help me hide a body?
ehhh no
Come on it's laying there just on the floor
"runs away"
1. A dude who "surfs" (either on the 'Net or at the beach) for cute chicks with great bodies.
2. A chick who offers her body to horny studs in exchange for their financial indulgences; she "rides the tide" (i.e., gleefully "glides on the crest" of her present lover's surplus savings) all the way into shore (i.e., to the point when the soft-skin-'n'-firm-flesh-craving dude's excess saving are eventually depleted by her wanton spending), then casually picks up her surfboard without even so much as a single backwards glance at her fiscally-attenuated ex-benefactor, and gracefully pirouettes off along the seashore of life in search of the next lonesome sucker sitting all by his lonesome on da beach of bachelorhood.
Financially-solvent hunks of any age should be wary of any hot chick who suddenly/unexpectedly comes onto him "with both barrels" and offers him a no-holds-barred good time, especially if he's not all that young or good-looking --- she may very likely just be a body-surfer.
This unique word means that you will potentially disable there body.
Iwill disable your body you bloody fat cunt.
"Why are you staring out that window?"
"Oh I'm just waiting for some chump to give up the body on that patch of ice out there. I guess some dude gave up the body yesterday and left on a stretcher."
A compliment, that usually doesn't work, for a lady who has giant boobs. The advantage of this is that when your friends berate you for obviously telling her to her face she has big ass boobs you can say you were trying to tell her she had a pretty face.
Batty: You've got a Nice Upper Body!
Peter: That was not not subtle dude.
A Beautiful/Attractive woman whose body type can be described as resembling the Venus of Willendorf and/or similar figures.
Person A: Hey did you see that new girl, Francisca?
Person B: I totally did man, that babe has a rockin' Venus Body.
Person A: *Is Now Visibly Confused, But Agrees*