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The hammer is an insulting sequence of words, backed by fact beyond reasonable doubt, which leaves the recipient speechless and without a comeback.
The dropping of the hammer should always be used with great discretion.
1. Guy: Why are you so ugly?
Girl: Same reason your penis is so small.
Random witness: *raises hand over head as if holding a hammer* "THE HAMMER!"
2. Randy has been dropping hammers all day.
It is when you put something large in the girls vagina and hit it with a sludge hammer.
Hey bro tonight Alyssa is gonna get Urban sludge hammered with a cucumber!
A penis with pussy juice on it.
Hey babe, clean my pootie hammer!
The worst a person could possibly feel, clear for all to see
After drinking all night, the next day at work I felt like a clear bag of hammered shit.
Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling
I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car
When someone hits the pipe and next thing you know all you can hear coming from another room is loud noises and cussing because they are taking apart a blue tooth speaker left by your girlfriend and you was supposed to get it back to her tomorrow after you meet your wife to sale some food stamps to dude down the street for some more stuff to put in the pipe.
Hey bro you ain't taking apart that Bluetooth speaker are you? Can you hear me keep it down stop hammer Jacking in my spare room. He hit it one time and he's hammer Jacking in the spare room.