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The hammer is an insulting sequence of words, backed by fact beyond reasonable doubt, which leaves the recipient speechless and without a comeback.
The dropping of the hammer should always be used with great discretion.
1. Guy: Why are you so ugly?
Girl: Same reason your penis is so small.
Random witness: *raises hand over head as if holding a hammer* "THE HAMMER!"
2. Randy has been dropping hammers all day.
The best spike ball player to ever walk the earth
Look at that french hammer! All hail the hammer.
Also known as Jason Nelson is a God in bed. If it's orgasms you're looking for he's the one to call.
I made a call to the Hammer last night. Best sex I've ever had.
It is when you put something large in the girls vagina and hit it with a sludge hammer.
Hey bro tonight Alyssa is gonna get Urban sludge hammered with a cucumber!
give it to her soft and hard and she will stay with you
I gave her that silk and hammer
When a goof, has a hammer, and knows how to swing it.
Girl 1: *scoffs* “you see that goof, leaving with all those girls”
Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”