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To 'twerk' in an uncontrollable manner... a nearly hypnotic clapping motion of the gluteus maximu. Often, eyes are rolled back into head. Facial expression is one of utter hysteria.
If 'hammering' in the vertical position, feet placed firmly on the ground, then arms must be jutted out in front, post pivitolly axial to the gluteus and distal to the bonhomie. The hands overlap each other and point as far back as they can in relation to the arms. Elbows are almost always straight.
If in the inverted position, feet in the air or on an object (i.e. refrigerator or bobcat truck) and hands firmly on the ground, then the legs can either windmill wildly, or juxtapose the position of the arm and 'hammer hand position'.
The act of Hammer hammer hammer hammer is ALWAYS performed in the presence of upbeat ghetto beats and a firmly gripped stainless steal hammer. Cutout cardboard friends are optional.
Note: See definition for 'arm and hammer hand position'
Note: See definition for 'twerk'
Look at Tyler go, Hammer hammer hammer hammer!
What a great Hammer hammer hammer hammer Shasta has.
A cock of extreme girth and excessive veins
Hey Patrick, did you hear about Jimmy's date last night?
Yea man, I heard he gave her the ole leather hammer!
verb: to take a dump with explosive force
noun: explosive diarrhea
Someone hammer-shlammered in the bathroom stall.
I can't go out tonight as I have to clean the hammer-shlammer from my dog's crate, the walls and the rug.
A code word for contractors they use on the field to point a large breasted woman to fellow co workers.
Plumber 1. Hey James do me a favor and grab those hammer straps.
Plumber 2. Those are some rusty hammer straps.
God of bans. His hammer hits harder than the belt of your dad, when he sees your college exam score. Women want to be with him, men want to be like him. He knows everything and sees everything. You cant escape his hammer.
God: I fear no man.
God: But that thing...
*Shows a pic of Razer - The Hammer*
God: That thing fucking scares me.
When you don’t realize how drunk you were until the next day.
Thought I was good last night but now I’m hearing that I broke into a zoo? Must’ve been sneaky hammered.
the act of a male wearing a strap on(during a three some) attached to his buttox and thrusting his pelvis in a back and fort motion in order to simultaneously penetrate both females at once
I was with jordan and marlee and we got horny so I began hammer heading and all sexual tensions were relieved.