Do you guys not have phones?

A sentence used by a guy who sold out a well-known famous franchise to the chinese investors during a certain convention joined by hundreds of fans.

Can be used to try (but will always fail) to convince people to play unwanted mobile games.

Can also be declined in other situations (seen in example 2 and 3).

Example 1:
Guys: "But please, this is not we asked, we wanted it on console, not mobile! Booo!"
Man: "Do you guys not have phones? "

Exemple 2:
Kids: "But we don't want Raichus! We prefer Pikachus!"
Teen: "Do you kids not have thunder stones?"

Exemple 3:
Customers: "...what? But we do have cash! Why not?"
Salesman: "Do you guys not have credit cards?"

i don't have any plywood

I don't have any plywood

I don't have any plywood

National Have Sex With A Milf Night

October 30th is National Have Sex With A Milf Night.

Bro I banged three milfs on National Have Sex With A Milf Night.

The fleas have reached my knees

When you believe your old enough that you froth girls in a sexual way

“Boys gather round. The fleas have reached my knees!”

your mom have big gay

1. A terrible version of how to spell your mom is gay

2. Your mom have big gay

Dude your mom have big gay

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I have to pizzle fo rizzle

I have to pee for real.

"Where's the bathroom?"
"Why?"
"I have to pizzle fo rizzle."

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i just have high standards

When one wouldn't let themselves fall below a certain line. What that line is depends on the person. It CAN be used as an excuse, but for many it is a way of life.

I'm an athlete, and if I want to be the best, I must reach and maintain a high standard.

I would not go out with a shallow person because I have high standards.

I will not pay to watch that movie because it is shallow and I just have high standards.

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