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When everything in life is going right for one of your friends/homies. Such as good grades, relationships, or life goals being accomplished.
P1: ayo, his girlfriend was really teasing him hard as fuck on the bus, hella freaky.
P2: Nah bruh He winnin’ Fr, I wish that was me on gawd.
Which is what!? Buy his way into a company... Destroy it's net worth completely and lose a bunch of money... And then abdicate responsibility entirely by appointing some random chick to take over the position he literally bought... You mean THAT? Is THAT what you meant when you said that? Because...
Jrdn Ptrsn "He has the ability to do what he did."
Hym "Um... Yeah man... Like.... Huh... I don't have a response to this sentence... Like... Wha... I... I mean, you said he went in there and fired everyone and like... The only thing he did was replatform you and then he threw it in the dumpster... So, you're grateful to Elon for paying 45 billion dollars and then losing like 70% of that value... For you personally to tweet... I mean, you know I do the opposite of that right? Like, I generate a bunch of money by doing an extra good job and he loses a bunch of money by doing an extra bad job... I don't see how he's the brilliant one here.... Genuinely, like... Oh! Right, like, your message is like the society saving snake oil... He does know a lot about planes though. I'll give him that. But seriously, you are the dick-ridingest old man on the planet."
“bought the farm”
It comes from a 1950s-era Air Force term meaning “to crash” or “to be killed in action,” and refers to the desire of many wartime pilots to stop flying, return home, buy a farm, and live peaceably ever after.
Where’s Josh?
Haven’t you heard? He bought the farm.
He got drunk and went out on his motorcycle … Poor guy bought the farm.
When your chatting with the gals and someone brings up an ugly boy whose rude and annoying
Omg Stacy have you got with Sandy ???? , no he’s in the minuses
When the gals are chatting about a boy and he’s fucking ugly and rude. Then he’s ......
Omg Stacy ! Have you met Sandy ? He’s in the minuses 🤮
This is what gay biologists call the 69 position.
- Dude, take a break from that lab report and give me a blow job.
- I'm stressed out too. How bout you Watson my Crick and we make it a double he-licks.
Used commonly by tall guys in Sweden to comment in class. Can be seen as rather disturbing.
Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: He he he he he