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John Ohh

the lead singer of the maine, the best band. ever. john cornelius o'callaghan, but to his fans, john ohh. if said like "john..ohh!" it sounds like you're having sex. and who wouldn't want sex with john ohh?!

Jonas Brothers fan girl: Who is John Ohh?
Beautiful perfect The Maine fan: you're a fucking nuthead. i'm not even going to tell you.
Jonas Brothers fan girl: please?!
The Maine fan: john, ohh!

Jonas Brothers fan girl: you sound like you're in orgasm. ohmigawd nick jonas!
The Maine fan: you're a fucktard.

by misguiidedghost July 9, 2010

158๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


Elton John

Reginald Kenneth Dwight "Elton John". Is an amazingly talented Piano Player. He is highly respected by millions. Others choose to hate him, because he is a Homosexual. Personally, I don't think that his sexual orientation effects his talent to play the piano. Everyone knows atleast one famous Elton John song; Elton John is a legend.

Some songs by Elton John are, Your Song, Candle in the Wind, Circle of Life, Rocket Man, Tiny Dancer. Just to name a few.

by Mildew June 28, 2006

281๐Ÿ‘ 130๐Ÿ‘Ž


John McCain

John McCain (Born June 19th, 2086) is an American politican, God and time traveling warrior.

John McCain was genetically engineered in an American Research Facility. Unlike normal humans, McCain contains bodily many organs which allow him to fly, shoot lasers from his eyes, and amass incredible amounts of strength. McCain's skin produced a special layer of transparent nacho cheese, allowing him to time travel without damaging his body or the space time continuum.

McCain attended West Point, where he killed fitty Notre Dame fans at a football game. Because he was soo cool, President Jack Lambert granted him a pardon, and made him Secretary of keeping it real. While there, we was deployed on a secret mission to infiltrate the Soviet Union III. While there, he stripped the sacred burrito from the hands of Josef Stalin and ran it for a 50 yard touch down return. As McCain devoured the burrito, he became immortal, and banished the ghost of George W. Bush from existence with his mind.

As McCain returned to the United States, he was promoted to Arch Duke of Arizona. While there, one of his servants, Adolf Hitler traveled to 1902 and managed to take over the world. Because Adolf was not certified to do this, s a rip in the space time continuum began to slowy destroy the world. McCain warped back to past in pursuit of Hitler, and pwned him. As McCain was about to put Hitler in the Scorpion death-lock, Hitler managed to throw Sand in McCain's eyes and ran away to Germany.

While he was in the past, he killed twenty fundamentalistsand made thier children eat his shit. Never the less, McCain's battle with Hitler had drained his powers, leaving him incapable of escaping from the past for awhile.

While in old Arizona, McCain killed an entire family with his toes, and seized thier home. While claiming residency there, McCain went to war, won a bunch of medals, became a hero, scored with a bunch of really hot girls, and eventually became senator. In 1982, McCain's powers had fully recharged. Although he was eager to return back to the year 21st Century, he realized that he needed to stay, and protect Nachos and porno.

After forseeing the Notre Dame Football team taking over the world, McCain, Thurgood Marshall, and Brian Urlacher traveled forward in time (because all of them pwned they didn't have to worry about all that space time shit). While in the future they struck down all the Notre Dame players, who were armed with Uzis, usinh only their bare hands. Following thier victory, they went back to the present, and smoked up with Zakk Wylde.

John McCain will slash, and gash and cut yo Ass

by kodiac1 July 6, 2006

3582๐Ÿ‘ 1863๐Ÿ‘Ž


Scatman John

Su Su Su Super Ki Rei i LIKE SCATMAN JOHN !!!!!!!!! RUSSIA

Ski ba bop ba dop bop I'm the Scatman yeah......

by Scatland@rambler.ru October 20, 2003

94๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


long johns

another pair of leg hugging trousers that are used to keep you warm when it is cold. my homies wear them under their baggy jeans and wear them down low.

yo al i getting me long johns so i can wear me jeans down lower

by joe mills March 23, 2007

51๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


john x

A male porn star known for his strong, beefy and hairy physique; his uninhibited sexual nature; and his energetic, passionate and sensual performances. He began physique modeling in the late 1990's and began to star in male masturbation videos in the early 2000's. Since 2006, he has been directing and starring in straight sex videos that feature explicit sex acts performed with uninhibited passion, energy and sensuality.

John X considers himself bisexual, but has only been in sex videos with women at this time. He is appreciated by female, male, and transgender audiences.

John X really made that lucky woman in his video cum!

by xerxywho October 8, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Hancocked

To be "John Handcocked" is to have a man ejaculate into his hand - and with the semen still pooled in his hand - slap an individual across the face. The name derives from the man's proverbial "ink" which spouts from his "pen." He then claims what is rightfully his by marking his territory.

This is most appropriate at Ugly Sweater Christmas Parties, or when a prostitute gets out of line. Especially applicable to any girls that may own a California Tan boutique and hail from Appalachia.

Kristen: "Oh my god, you'll never believe what Paul did last night!"

Sarah: "What?"

Kristen: "He nutted in his hand and slapped me across the face with it!"

Sarah: "Oh fuck, Nathan has John Hancocked me all the time, it's not a big deal, he's just claiming what is his."

by Ugly Sweater December 11, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž