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When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...
"Lisa left the paper towel!"
Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!
When you going through facebook photos, clicking the left arrow first to see what they looked like years ago.
Going left on Jay Jones Facebook photos revealed he has always been hot.
When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.
I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.
The naked man left in the drained pool is typically someone who was around something that started, and then there after it leaves, like a nostalgia nerd, or someone left in the middle after their two friends have a fight with each-other and break apart the friendship.
Jeez, my friend is still obsessed with Dungeon Keeper 2. What a naked man left in the drained pool.
When u have done to many amphetamines and you feel like Superman because you can have sex for 4 hours at a time with only 30 minute breaks
Damn bro wednesday me and little bit left for crown town until mid afternoon Friday. It was freaking amazing
The opposite of "it went right"; Circumstances were undesirable.
"My wife left me, I got fired from my job, and my cat got ran over. My life really went left"
Use to tell someone that your father passed away.
I lost my left shoulder sorry for not replying to your text