November 23

National Hang Out with Josh day. Just fucking do it ok.

hey today is November 23. ig I gotta hang with Josh and maybe he can get a little something!

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November 14

National Jersey A Ginger Day! Because who honestly likes gingers give them a punch while your at it.
(A jersey is when you Pull a hoodie, shirt, etc. over someone’s head so they can’t see)

“Hey did you know it’s November 14th which means it’s national Jersey a ginger day”

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November 27

It's your besties birth day bro and mine

November 27 get me a present

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November 21

national hug your bf/gf day

gf: *hugs*
bf: what was that for ?

gf: it’s November 21st

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November 4th

This is the day to be nice to your midget friend.

"Hey, midget friend you look good enough to eat!"
"Thanks?"
"Spread em"
"what the hell"
"what? it's November 4th"

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November 4th

Taunting the helpless. By that i mean No Nut November. Lots of dudes will be helpless so girls taunt them by flashing them and wearing sexy outfits

Boyfriend: Samantha what are you doing?

Samantha: Giving you a lap dance.

Boyfriend: But it's no nut November!

Samantha: Oh well it's November 4th.

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November 21st

Lose your virginity day!

November 21st is the day where you lose your virginity, if you already have them help someone else lose theirs.

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