Random
Source Code
Random
She jumped the broomstick with him, but I told her to jump back because I was in love with her.
spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear
When a TV show does something to cause its ratings and viewership to decline and never recovers. A point in the show where everything afterwards is downhill.
Killing off Detective Eddie Torres, eliminating the r&b club Natalie's, and moving away from the hip hop culture it was known for caused the police series New York Undercover to Jump The Shark.
November 12th is national jump your bestie day. On this day we celebrate by jumping our best friend
girl: omg guess what! it’s november 12th! you know what that means..
bestie: oh no..ITS NATIONAL JUMP YOUR BESTIE DAY
girl: *jumps bestie*
The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.
My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.
A female in a group or in a pair, that's not attractive. The one no one wants. But since she's not attractive and doesn't get the same attention as her hotter friends she gets jealous and turns into a cock block.
"I was hangin out with a buddy and took one for the team, jumped on the grenade to divert her attention."
When you’re banging a girl from behind and she’s on a step stool but too high so you have to jump multiple times to cum in her.
That chick’s like 4 foot two! Definitely gonna have to jump cum!