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I gave your mom a wrong-way rocket last night. Twice.
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The act of accelerating a less-than stylish car. Usually after being stuck behind a taxi/bus/tractor etc...
Must be said in a bad 1950's sci-fi voice.
Dude 1: "Finally, that fucking taxi is gone!"
Dude 2: "Rocket through the cosmos!"
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When one plugs a nostril and blows bloody boogger out the other.
1st guy: Way to block that shot with your face.
2nd guy: Yeah and here's my memento
1st guy: Ewww Soviet Snot rocket
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A car whore a woman who sleeps with men because of their cars
Dude check out that rocket bunny she only likes that guy for his car
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any motorcycle that is not classified as a Harley Davidson.
Set: "Look at that guy on that neon yellow crotch rocket"
Lila: "Yeah, he's a hottie"
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When you shit into a condom, place it in the freezer till frozen solid. Upon removal, proceed to stimulate your partner with the frozen shit filled condom. When finished, leave the poopy popsicle in your partner until it thaws into a nice soupy poopy mess. This tends to be rather common place in homosexual activity.
Dom: Man, my ass is tired from last night!
Me: Why is that Dom?
Dom: Because Gayme gave me the wildest Norwegin Ice Rocket of my life!
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Santa's loyal reindeer Rudolph's erect penis that serves the dual purpose of the breaks and rooftop anchor for santa's sleigh.
Rudolph's Red Rocket was in full effect on Christmas night after he noticed blitzen's new boob job and the scent coming from her stench trench.
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