Don't Shoot the Car

Not to do something stupid

Mike: Hey dude I'm going to steal from Walmart, they wont stop shoplifters! (true)
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!

for shoot

For real. Opposite of a work. Often used in within pro-wrestling fans.

I don't think it was a work, I think he punched his face for shoot.

Shooting the bear

Partying so hard for weeks on end that it causes you to lose your job and/or drop out.

We haven't seen him for weeks, he must be shooting the bear again.

National Shoot Your Shot Day

July 24th is the day where you ask your crush out

Hey Jessica let’s go out it’s national shoot your shot day

National Shoot your shot day

Jake: isn’t that your crush over there?
Ethan: oh yeah that is.
Jake: it’s national shoot your day go do it.
Ethan: bet I’m gonna go do it rn

“National shoot your shot day.” September 3rd

shoots

OK. Goodbye. Agreed. Dammit/shit.

Guy 1: It was nice to see you, but I gotta head out. Talk to you later.
Guy 2: Alright bro, shoots.

Guy 1: Aye check out that girl over there. The wind blew up her skirt.
Guy 2: Where?!
Guy 1: Aw man you just missed it.
Guy 2: Shoots!

Shoot

The things kids say before saying SHIT

Shoot! I thew the ball too high.