LA Squirrel

Breed of squirrel found in the San Fernando Valley and LA proper, known for being absolute units and photographed by UCLA students

Bro: “omg that LA squirrel is so big”
Sara a UCLA student: “lolol *takes 15th picture*”

Squirrel In A Ham

"Squirrel in a Ham" is the practice of inserting ones genitals inside of an overweight trans racial person while listening to the song "Brandon" by Motley Crue from the critically acclaimed 1997 Masterpiece "Generation Swine"

Dude I'm really itching to put my squirrel in a ham. I love you. I love her.
She is your mom.

squirrel staph

Grabbing one's balls while yelling "SQUIRREL"

I walked up to Tyler and gave him squirrel staph last night!

squirrel milk

Is when a squirrel gets in your house and relieves himself in your cereal

Dam squirrel milk again

frozen squirrel

An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.

-"Yo Tom, did you bang that girl last night?"

-"Nah man, that girl was dirty. So I gave her a frozen squirrel instead."

squirreled back

When a drug addict is extremely dosed on methamphetamine (crystal, ice, speed, crank, shit, glass, etc.).

Typically this persons altered perception, and undeniably humorous state of confusion, can be a bit squirrely.

"Dude I'm fuckin hella squirreled back right now, I seriously won't sleep tonight....Fuck Man..... whatever I'll just call outta work, I'll be to fuckin bug eyed to go in and shit.... haha"

painted my squirrel

To identify problems, issues, and challenges in your life or business.

I painted my squirrel, got my shit in order and grew my revenue by 20 percent.