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When a man sits back and two women scissor with his penis in the middle.
Man to wife: Hey, i think your friend is hot, you guys trying to give me a taco tag team?
Wife: Yes
The filthiest group on Steam with the filthiest Steam users
Steam user 1: "Hey, wanna be friends?"
Steam user 2:"OK, oh your in Team Space Dicks, yeah never mind"
A person who is more useless than the male nipple.
Ome of the antagonists of pokemon sun/moon/ultra sun/ultra moon. Can be found running in heards.
You're more useless than a Team Skull Grunt, worthless cunt!
Seattle sports teams are notorious for losing the big game. Now Seattle is a great city, but I can't help but notice how well Seattle sports teams do during the regular season and sometimes go deep in the playoffs, ony to choke during the big game(s), that are essential for victory. True Seattle sports fans probably feel my pain, so we should ban together and force Bill Gates to buy the Mariners(who need the most help). I'm sure that with a payroll 5x the amount of the Yankees, the Mariners would finally be able to bring home a world series Victory to the Emerald city.
(Adrian Beltre gets paid 12.9 million a season)
Seattle Mariners: yr.2001 116 wins 46 losses -thats right 116 wins!
Seattle Sonics: yr.2004-05 52wins 30 losses -Sacramento was too easy!
Seattle Seahawks:yr.2005-06 13wins 3 losses -On to Detroit!
FINISH?????
The Mariners fall to the New York Yankees in the championship series, The Sonics lose to the San Antonio Spurs during the western semifinals, and to top it all off, the Seahawks totally fuck the Superbowl against the Pittsburgh Steelers on national television! (thanks to the officials) Although that was one hell of a way for Jerome Bettis to polish off his outstanding career.
(If you live in Washington, feel free to scream as loud as you can. If not, find Washington State on a map, put your finger on it and laugh)
Seattle sports teams are the best!
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The top 5 girls in the world that you want to have sex with.
My wet dream team consists of Olivia Munn, Natalie Portman, Paula Patton, Jennifer Lawrence, and Kate Upton.
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what you tell your rival in an intense situation to let them know how you truly feel about them
“We did it, we are a good team.” -Lance McClain
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When someone makes a post on Facebook and you and another friend (the double teamers) both comment on the post in order to make fun of the original post. The comments almost always end in smiley faces to express sarcastic joy or happiness. The comments need to be made close together time-wise and should convey a similar message.
This is often used when a couple are getting too lovey dovey on Facebook and you want to ruin the moment and make it awkward for both of them. It is best to use it when the couple just like each other and aren't going out yet. Use it then for optimum awkwardness. Facebook double teaming is also used to make fun of a dude who is whipped by his girl. Whit-cheee
It can also be used to argue and make fun of people who make stupids posts or statuses.
boy posts on girl's wall: Hey you, I can't wait for Friday night! Going out to the movies with you is my favorite! Mwah!
comment by Facebook Double Team: You two are so cute!!! ;) :)
comment by other Facebook Double Teamer: You lovebirds are meant for each other! =)
girl posts on boy's wall: Hey what did you get on the science test?? I was just wondering since you stayed up to study so late lol.
KBYE
comment by double teamer: Get Some! =) =)
comment by other double teamer: These two should be a couple they are so adorable together! ;)
status by idiot: ed thomas convicted send him to texas too die
comment by double teamer: nice one ed thomas was murdered. mark becker was convicted
comment by other double teamer: ur such an idiot. classic "enter name"
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