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The fifth game in the series (not counting spin offs)
This game is heavily being accused of being racist.
Black guy: Damn cracka this game's fuckin racist, a steroid pumped white male shooting skinny diseased blacks?
White guy: Dude chill the fuck out, Resident Evil 5 is the first game in the series to have dominately black enemies, and I tell you there've been quite a few Resident Evil games. Also you guys says you want to be treated equally? Well guess what, whites are getting blown up in a lot of games, so you guys should be too if you want to be treated equally!
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Exactly like the word says. A bitch so perfect in every way that under a "rating", she would be given 5 stars. A checklist as follows:
-LOOKS (ex. cute smile, killer body, & pretty face.)
-PERSONALITY (ex. assertive but kind-hearted & fun loving.)
-TALENT (ex. creative in the bed, workplace, & family life.)
-GOALS (ex. reasonable hopes and desires that put good skills to good use.)
-INTELLIGENCE (ex. has an average IQ of 100 and knows proper grammar.)
Megan Fox would be a 5 star bitch minus the toe thumbs and so would Tyra Banks minus the forehead.
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The $5 fist pump is a celebration by a redder when he wins. The celebration is short-lived when the redder is reminded that he merely won $5.
Suffice it to say, you do not want to be around anyone who ecstatically celebrates winning $5 when they lose $5.
Jr won a blackjack hand and ripped off a $5 fist pump as he raked in one whole red chip.
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a person who has obtained the highest level of cling; one who clings at all costs.
The bitch we met at that party is a class-5 clinger and will not leave me alone.
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(noun) when a "ho" (woman) simultaneously pleasures five men using both of her hands and the three common sexual orifices.
Janie just did a threesome, i think she might be ready for a 5 man dance!
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Whereas 5 0 refers to the police generally, Johnny 5 0 is slang for a specific cop- as in, the 5 0 are on their way to arrest you, but Johnny 5 0 is the guy who actually puts you in those cuffs.
I was walking down the street minding my own business, when Johnny 5 0 popped up outta nowhere and asked me for my ID. Naturally, I got the fuck outta dodge as fast as I could.
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