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A place where degenerates go to learn and congregate with other retards like themselves.
A school with no deep rooted history and does not even rank on the worlds top 500 universities - so with that said, please shut up you retards and stop bragging. York is the best university for students with mental retardation whether it has been clinically proven or has gone unnoticed. The admin staff are great at spotting retards and granting them admission.
Look at that silly retard, they must be from York University.
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Also known as Cunt University. Or the University of Cunts at Ballsack.
If you want to go to a place were the hot girls all drop out after freshman year, the nerdy girls are prude, the Yippies (yuppy hippies) are as far as the eye can see and the weed smells and tastes like the yippies ass crack then it is the perfect school for you.
So many party's that none of them are quality, unless a stoner guy smoking ganja out of his parents basement is cool to you.
Mascot is pathetic, buffalo's suck so bad they were killed and domesticated by barbaric Neanderthals with obsidian knives and arrows. Their skin was used to cover the floor's of TP's. Were any respectable Indian Chieftain spent his whole childhood hunting a ram so that he could come home victorious and a man, he proudly wore the rams fur as a symbol of his power for the rest of his life.
CSU's football team lost there game against CU but still ended up going to and Winning a bowl game and drafting two players into the NFL in 2009.
Cu's football team beat CSU but came in last in the Big 12, missed out on the bowl season, and drafted NO players to the NFL. But their football team did rape 3 freshman girls last year.
Friend: Im going to CU this year.
Me: Did you know the cu is a Vietnamese word meaning penis, and a portugese word meaning asshole?
Friend: No how did you know that?
Me: I go to a school were education matters, not money like the university of colorado.
Friend: Man, i want to go to CSU now, the girls are hotter anyway, and the men are....men.
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The "other" Miami, located in Ohio. Wishes it was located in Sunny Florida. Although it is much older than THE University of Miami, it is in NO way superior. Should not be mistaken for the University of Miami, as it's name is Miami University.
"I go to Miami University."
"Florida or Ohio?"
"I said Miami University... Ohio... where sun never shines and our football team never wins."
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A wonderful school, a beautiful campus, and a place anyone could call home. Its close to ocean city too!
I love Salisbury University!!
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A so called record company who just recently kicked out the best band in the world known as Mushroomhead. They claimed they tried everthing but they didn't do shit compared to Nelly and all the other rap and pop shit. Mushroomhead will move on with all the support and love us Mushroomhead fans have for them. Live long Mushroomhead. NEVER LET IT GO!!!!
Universal is crap they threw out Mushroomhead because they are blind and deaf and can't see how a awesome band Mushroomhead really is.
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Institute of higher education in the state of Utah. Mormons come here to "go wild", other people come to get a hint of what Nazi prison camp was like. Upon graduation, most students enter one of the state's two industries: religion or skiing.
- "So where are you going to college?"
- "University of Utah. What's the most fun thing to do there?"
- "Pack up and get the hell out."
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The other school currently trying to obtain the national status of The University of Miami. Florida and Florida State both equally suck at football and always manage to lose to the best school in the nation, Miami.
"Dude, did you hear that Miami offered to give Florida a 21 point cushion for this years game?"
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