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a term of endearment for a pathetic and pitiable man
Person 1: Adam messed up his solo in front of everyone it was so fucking awful
Person 2: Aww poor goose
Goose is the name for a person who is handsome, beautiful, amazing and talented. Someone who everyone is lucky to meet. Who you would walk across the earth to meet, who you make dreamy eyes at when you see them. <333
“Have you heard from Goose today?”
“Yeah I talked to him today”
A way to prove your dad wrong when it comes to grammatical errors.
You are silly gooses, not geese
Definition:
"GOOSE" is the new and improved version of GOAT, offering a more precise and context-aware way to describe true excellence. Instead of claiming someone is the best in all of history (which is impossible to measure), GOOSE stands for "Greatest Of Our Society’s Elite", focusing on the best of the best within our time and environment.
Related Terms:
Goose Juice – A term often linked with GOOSE, referring to the power, energy, or respect behind true greatness. This can mean raw talent, influence, or even top-tier street cred. Inspired by references to "juice" as power or respect, like in hip-hop culture and Sonic’s "gotta juice" phrase.
Usage:
When you say "Give me the GOOSE," you’re asking for the absolute best—whether it’s a person’s performance, service, or product.
In sports, music, or any competitive field, calling someone "the GOOSE" means they are at the top of the game right now, the best even among elite.
GOOSE can also refer to drawing out the best in oneself or someone else: "It’s time to bring out the GOOSE in you!"
Person 1: dude you see that goose over there
Person 2: yeah
Goose: HJONK
To have sex, unromantically, and with no string attached. If you "Goose" someone, it usually means that they could've been a 1 night-stand, or a someone you've been wanting to have sex with, without you being in a relationship with them.
Them: Hey dude, did that girl come over last night?
Me: Yeah dude
Them: Did you goose?