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Getting on with life the best one can..
When life is a grind, put on some sweet reggae music and get ploddin n troddin with a big positive smile on your face..
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The act of farting in public and then quickly vacating the area so that people don't know you did it. A distraction mechanism, like faking a call on your cell phone or messing with you iPod is a clever move. Try not to be noticed, and get out of there before the stank settles!
"I farted on the bus yesterday, so I immediately got off at the next stop and left the stank in the bus for the other schmucks. It was a perfect poot-n-scoot!"
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When you crack a joke and someone else doesn't catch on.
A little flick of the hand in the direction you would naturally bat, while making a "shhhiou" sound with your mouth. Much like when someone does it over their head.
You say "Swing n a Miss" directly after the swing - all in 1 word.
Ryan: Haha, check out THAT broad broad.
Jim: I think you mean "bored" broad.
Brett: Yeah, because she doesn't have any food!
Ryan: Hahahaha.
Jim: Huh?
Ryan & Brett: *shhhiou* Swing n a Miss!
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1. A great place to get burgers. It has the best burgers and shakes anywhere as well as great sides and other stuff. The waitresses are always friendly AND IT'S OPEN 24/7!!!!
2. I guess you could use it as a euphamism for sexing it up too....
After giving Miranda the Steak 'n Shake, I'm gonna go to Steak 'n Shake!
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Sometimes when really crazy things are said, or have happenned, a common reaction is for someone to say,
" Man, that's really funny ! " as they laugh.
- " Funnny with 3 n's . " is a respond that means,
" Funny , that's more than just funny , its freakin' hilarious ! "
In other words, what just happened is more than just amusing. It is freaky, unique and original.
The expression literally means that the word funny does not do proper justice to the level of ridiculousness
of what just went down, so we'll throw another N in there to make it more weird.
" Dude, when John was telling that story last night about the time he shit his drawers ! Man that was funny ! "
- " Funny ? That was funnny with 3 n's ! "
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The act of a male holding a massive load of diarrhea while masturbating sitting on the toilet. A master Squirt N Jerker will hold their diarrhea until the point of climax. At climax, both load are released for extreme gratification.
After holding a load of diarrhea for over an hour, he decided to take advantage of the opportunity to Squirt N Jerk and rubbed one out to a simultaneous explosion.
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