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Giving your lover a shit-moustache AND shit-goatee, transforming them into an older, more savvy, Dirty Sanchez
Sally always bitched about my lack of creativity in the bedroom, so she was rather surprised when I splattered her with an Uncle Carl Sanchez.
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A middle aged uncle from Russia that attends every local sports event.
Guy #1: Dude your Creepy Russian Uncle was at my sisters field hockey game again.
Guy #2: Sorry man he never misses a game.
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(No relation to shiny uncle dale) man with an extreme bald patch. shaves off his eyebrows to achieve a more cylindrical look!
Polish your dome twice daily
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an uncle with an excessively dirty bird it is often smelly enough to seep through denim. it is due to dick cheese usaully.
oh say did smell uncle dirty dick yesterday i wish he would shower and stop jacking his wenis all day.
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She gave Uncle Mick Mack a kiss and he spit on her!
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A funny clown that tells all sorts of funny jokes.
A person that can make people laugh.
Did you read what Uncle Tickles said? That was really funny! LOL
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While in midair (from a jump for example) you fart on your hand and slap the fuck out of someone next to you (generally the back of the head or the face.)
Jarome: "Can you believe it, that bitch didn't want to deepthroat me?"
Tim: "What did you do about it?"
Jarome: "I kept giving her Uncle Grubby's Specials until she did what I said."
Time: "Yeah thats what I would have done too."
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