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1. A blow job from a younger girl who is not yet ready to have sex.
2. A Blow Job.
"Jon has gotten three seventeen year old standards in the past few weeks"
"He should teach me how to pedo."
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A move derived from the popular Japanese ninja manga Naruto, when you clench your index fingers tightly, then ram your index fingers as hard as you can up someone's ass crack.
Bob: Hey! Mrs Keating! Ima beat you up and mug you, OK?
Mrs Keating: OK
Bob: Ultimate Naruto! (Performs One Thousand Years of Death on Mrs Keating)
Mrs Keating:Owie wowie!
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A condition where somebody has hopes for the future just like every year knowing he or she will get disappointed yet again. Symptoms usually include hopes for the future, denial of events from the pass year and the increase of alcohol in take
Louis: She's gonna ask me out this year man
Kurt: You said this back in 2018 where is she know
Louis:...
Kurt: You have New Years Day Syndrome bro she dont like you.
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Something a crazy redhead bitch says at Panda Express
"I was a waitress for 15 YEARS Carl. "
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you're probably going through puberty right now I know you won't want to have the talk or have your period
I'm 9 too
9 year old girl
mom: your boobs are growing
jess: I know
mom: you're going through puberty we're gonna talk now
jess: noooooo
mom: so, you are a 9 year
old girl you are going through puberty
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A grandma that is so extra and picky that she is mentally 14 years old, you can see her procrastinating and being problematic the majority of the time
Person: gosh I have such a 14 year old grandma
Person 2: omg really all I’ve seen her do is sleep, complain and play candy crush!
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a guy who acts like a toddler and might as well be but already got their mexican accent
dude: omg look its 3 year old mexican haha lol
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