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The phony facial expression that people temporarily assume while taking a selfie in order for the person to look their best. It is usually practiced in the mirror as well as with cameras, and can be called up at any time, but it rarely, if ever occurs naturally. You can tell when someone feels that they have perfected their selfie face, or a new variation of it, because they change their profile picture to it.
For girls this is often done by opening the eyes very wide, and smiling, but not enough to cause any wrinkles, and usually not enough to show the teeth unless the teeth are perfect.
For guys it is usually either a bored look or a hard look, and is often performed shirtless.
Duck face is not selfie face. If someones best looking face was their duck face, you would hit them with a 2x4, not click on their profile.
Becky just dyed her hair so she's in the bathroom practicing her selfie face for her new profile pic.
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to eat
I went to the buffet downtown so I could stuff face.
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The straightest face you can make. Usually required in situations with a terrible combination of hilarity and a requirement to remain serious at all costs.
Girl: Some woman was telling me about how she stepped on her cat and then fell down the stairs, and crushed her toddler.
Guy: Bet you had pull out the Journalism face while listening to that.
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An urban legend of the Westside of Los Angeles. It is said that a creature with a hyena's head that walks on two legs like a person has been seen late at night. It has been seen walking from far away in Pacific Palisades and Santa Monica
Guy 1: I saw something walking outside my place in Malibu!
Guy 2: Maybe it was Hyena Face!
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A person who looks squinty eyed in the morning, resembling a Mole in the sunlight
A person who finds it difficult to open thier eyes fully soon after waking up from sleep
Squinting in the sunlight like a mole
A person with Mole like features
I only had two hours sleep last night, I've got hellish mole face
Oh my god look at Dan's mole face, he looks tired.....and funny
Im so tired....I cant open my eyes....the sun is burning me....Its so bright.....I feel like a mole.....No no dont hurt my mole face...ah it feels like my face is melting
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When someone does something devious and then smiles innocently and denies doing anything. The "Cap Face" is so sweet many cannot resist it and will belive whoever uses the Cap Face.
-"Did you just trip me"
--"Who me? I'd never do anything like that!" *smiles innocently*
-"Oh, okay"
That was a total Cap Face!
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A Spanglish slang term used to describe a face that has been shaved clean which for a long time (usually years) previous had worn facial hair, such as a mustache or goatee. The naked, newly shaved face gives the appearance of a bare ass cheek.
Nalga is Spanish for ass cheek.
Daughter: What possessed dad to shave his 'stache after 35 years?
Mother: He wanted to try something different, you don't like it?
Daughter: No!! He has a nalga face, he needs to grow it back!
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