Cooking Eggs

The act of getting a female pregnant. A word play on the embryotic eggs of a woman.

John: 'How was last night?'
Joe: 'Rough night.... I was cooking eggs.'

Jane: 'I'm in trouble. I got some eggs cooked.'

John: 'Did you get her knocked up?'
Joe: 'Cooked eggs man....'

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bacon and eggs

brake and enter aka BnE

yo you down to do a bacon and eggs this morning?

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Cow egg

An egg laid by a female cow as a way of reproduction

Today I saw a baby cow hatch from a cow egg it was amazing

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cadbury eggs

Negro testicles.

He took one square in the cadbury eggs.

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Scrambled Eggs

The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.

"Man, I'd love to see her topless!"
"No way dude, the fake-n-bake gave her scrambled eggs."

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eggs

eggs are not what you think, eggs can be used in other ways than cooking! eggs can be used as a phrase or together with a phrase to confuse people!

you:Is that you? eggs? hmm hey? eggs? hmm eggs? eggs!! hm hmm eggs hey mmm eggs??? ey?!?! eggs?!??

parents:wtf are you talking about?

you:eggs?

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Scrambled Egg

Vomiting due to excess of MDMA, holding it in your mouth and shaking your head in time with the music.

I ended up on the dance floor full on scrambled eggin' it all the way innit mate, quality tunes, so i was a scrambled egg for at least 20 minutes!

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