i was on crack

the phrase "i was on crack" is a quick yet poor excuse for doing something stupid or retarded.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.

fbi: will we find any sexually explicit images of children on your pc edp445?

edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"

friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.

Wait i can’t remove definitions?

oh god oh no oh god help

“wait i can’t remove definitions?”
“well oh god oh no oh god”

Bia com i

the baddest bitch on earth with the baddest outfits
usually very funny also

oh look! there's a bia com i, she looks so good with that outfit

I love you play

Usually between sex with complete strangers, coming to an agreement beforehand, I love you play is a kink/fantasy play during sex where one would say I love you and the other would say I love you too.

Him: I love you
Her: I love you too,

Later on: him: glad we hooked up! That was fun. Great I love you play !

I like your skechers

I tried to stop, but I can't stop
I just can't stop thinking about her
I don't know, all I remember was she wear the Skechers
The light-up ones

Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light up, light up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light up, light up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

I like your Skechers, you like me my Gucci shoes
I'll buy you the purse, only if you show me your boobs
I like your Skechers, you like me too
Bring your friends, all of us in the pool
Bad lil' bitch, all my drip make her drool
Brand new whip, come and sit in the coupe

Hmm, I just wanna make you mine
Hop inside the ride
Nina by my side, promise you it all be fine
I just wanna make you mine
Hop inside the ride
Nina by my side, promise this gon' be alright

Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light up, light up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light up, light up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

I like your skechers…

I don't know

An absolute truth to everything around us.

What's the meaning of life?
I don't know, and I don't think anyone does.

i don't know

you don't know

i don't know