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Describes something that is absolutely amazing or wonderful and brings loads of joy.
“Hey have you heard the new Travis Scott album?”
“Yeah it was the god damn wiener balls!”
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v: The act of an individual fondling another individual's testicles while they are asleep. Extreme's might even be taken to ensure maximum humiliation, i.e. placing a post-it not on the raidee saying "You have been raided."
n: Ball raider-one who raids balls.
Jorgen: I gave Erik a good ball raiding last night.
Rutherford: No way!
Jorgen: Totally did! He awoke with a start and cupped his junk!
Rutherford: Shit!
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Your eyes; A term often used by the..."less educated" folks down by the river
"Maw! My seein' balls dun got pecked out by a chicken!"
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When a mans balls are sucked instead of his shaft, over and over. Often results in a severe case of blue balls.
That bitch has only given me ball jobs and left me hanging!
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A derogatory term referring to that percentage of the male population that produce chunky semen.
Chunky semen has the consistency and texture of freshly picked boogers.
Booger Balls Jackson emptied his man-chamber into Amy's face. He just enjoys blowing his Hose Nose.
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When a guy plows a lady’s ass so hard his balls wedge between her ass cheeks.
I was deep balling Carrie so hard my balls were wedged between her ass cheeks.
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A new game discovered at a school I attend in Cambridgeshire. The Basic rules of the game, Tard ball are that you use any part of your body (preferably your hand) to hit the tennis ball against the ground first, and then the ball must hit the wall. The ball must not hit the ground twice before the wall or hit the wall first.
There is a serve line where the ball must surpass to count as a legal serve. The serve line is usually about 1 metre high. Other rules such as an obstruction come into action when a player has deliberately intended to decrease the opposing player’s chances of getting to the ball. Also after you have chosen your wall to play at, if the tennis ball hit a grass or mud area it is a foul shot and the player is eliminated from the round
Tard ball is when One player serves the ball into the ground then onto the wall and the ball hits a mud area. The player is then eliminated from the round.
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