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when u get a girl from bahind spank her ass, then turn her around and pop her pussy
shaaa zzam
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This is when your to smart for your generation. This is easy to explain. There are simply 2 1's. Its easy
1+1=21 its easy to understand. This is when your to smart for your generation. This is easy to explain. There are simply 2 1's.
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The term for an extremely overweight Indian who loves the Yankees and jerking off to pics of A-Rod in a thong.
There goes code 1, he's checking out that guy over there.
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<<< OMFG !!!1!1//AJE!/!?@eleven!!
When you really need to point something out, but the only possible application to place that screen cap in is paint.
Jordell: "A nameless mod!!??!" <<< OMFG !!!1!1//AJE!/!?@eleven!!
AJE: wtf? heh. Explain.
Jordell: Nice sig, AJE
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Situation: A man who is madly in love with someone goes to a resteraunt with them. Head over heels in love. He goes to the bathroom where a gorgeous woman tells him she'll give him a BJ, no strings attached. Only one percent of men will turn it down.
Oh, that guy's so sweet, I bet he's a 1 percenter!
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Hym "What in the hell just happened!?"
Iam "I don't know. We fell asleep and woke back up within 1 hour"
Hym "Well, go back to sleep idiot!"
Iam "I'm trying!"
Hym "Hurry up! The sun's about to come up. Then we'll never get back to sleep"
Iam "You're not helping. Alright? You're stressing me out and now my adrenaline is going... It's like my brain tried to load the R.E.M. sleep app and it crashed."
Hym "You are an absolute nuisance!"
Iam "At least my sparkling water is still cold."
Hym "Are... Are you stupid!?"
Iam "What?"
Hym "You're a Goddamn idiot!"
Iam "............"
Hym "............."
Iam "............"
Hym "..........."
Iam "...... Stop glaring at me like....."
Hym "Shut up and go to sleep!"
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First day of pride month
Jim:hey Frank its June 1
Frank:so
Jim:so its the first day of pride month
Frank: they dont deserve a day let alone a fucking month
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