Free Willy

The name given to a man or woman who frees alot of willies. This man/woman frees willies usually for a high fee or if lucky, no fee at all. These people are usualy either drug or alcohol addicts, and they will free around 100 to 700 willies in their life times.

Kelsey:"Man shes a slut!"
Alexandra:"whose a slut?"
Kelsey:"Rebecca"
Alexandra:"oh yeah, shes such a Free Willy."

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a tree named willie

when one is stuck in a wild fire and they are near a pot bush and they inhale the smoke and then get stoned

"it was so sad when austin was in that wild fire"
"yeah but i hear he at least had a tree named willie"

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Satan's Wet Willy

When a man is receiving oral sex, instead of finishing in her mouth, the man pulls out and puts his penis in her ear and finishes.

Damn, that bitch be sucking my dick so good, I had to pull out and give her Satan's wet willy.

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Mint Wad Willy

1930's slang for a marijuana cigarette, or joint.

"hey you fellas smokin' a mint wad willy?"

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Willie Nelson's trailer

Refering to someone who is high on pot. This is because Willie Nelson got caught with pot in his trailer.

Have you been in Willie Nelson's trailer ?

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kicks serious willy

This term derives from the altogether less legendary and more American phrase kick ass. This British version was created by morgangills as he felt that there was no general term to describe something that he deems to be bloody amazing.

"Yes yes The Lion King does kick serious willy"

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one-eyed willy

A Goonies favorite. This is when you cum in a girl's eye, kick her in the shin, and run away as if you set off a series of booby traps. The desired effect is to get her hopping on one leg while holding the other, and covering one of her eyes with her free hand. Resembling the famous pirate (or Mama Fratelli if she's fat). Arrgh!

Last night at the frat party, this girl was so drunk and fugly, I ended up one-eyed willying her.

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