ass fax

Photocopying a picture of your bare, naked butt and sending the picture via fax to someone who deserves it or is getting on your case. A good retaliation strategy for fax spam, or spax.

"Yo, I sent an ass fax to that travel agent that keeps killing trees with his crappy spax."

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ass nuke

an erregularly large shit, (15-30cms long) (15-30cms wide)

"holy shit! who dropped an ass nuke?

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ass critter

1. One who lives in the anal cavity of another individual. These organisms never leave the host's anus, as they obtain their nutrients from their habitat.
2.An annoying animal or person.

I can't get rid of my god damn ass critters!

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ass taxi

When someone's behind is so large that it would require a seperate conveyance to carry it around.
An electric cart available at Wal Mart or other large retail outlets for obese pigs to carry their wide load butts around the store.

"Junior! Run into the store and go get your mama an ass taxi,
while I find a handicap spot."

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wolfpack that ass

to aggresively attack someones ass with your cock until you make that it bleed, often followed by many rounds of the same by your amigos.

damn the whole bricksquad is gonna wolfpack that ass, she wont be sitting down for a while

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Bitch-Assness

A "very contagious" disease, in which people be acting "salty"

"You do have a lil' bitch-ass-ness' in you, though and bitch-ass-ness will NOT be tolerated. Bitch-assness is a DISEASE that has run rampant in our community! There will be NO Bitch-ass-ness at Bad Boy!!" -Diddy

"I don't know what bitch-assness is, but i be gettin bitch-assness!"

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Her ass

A place where u can rest your head when u are tired kinda like a pillow if your girl allows it sometimes u may slap it and kiss it but most importantly u must take care of it

Her ass looks so good i need to rest my head on it

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