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making artful designs in your ice cream
glace art is funyummy
Crying/screaming because there is water in your eye.
I was playing outside when someone shot me with water in the face. I Art-urtje all night long.
When you make your uncle mad so he convinces you to visit that art museum in paris as part of an elaborate plan to execute revenge when really it was closed but you didn't know that so you go in there and think it's weird that there's no people but don't think too much of it and then you are in the classical art section but you actually think you're in the gift shop so you buy a souvenir but really the original mona lisa and then the next day you see on the news someone stole the mona lisa and you think to yourself what dumb person would do that and while your eating your fruit loops the fbi knocks on your door and they find the painting in your refrigerator and arrest you and you realize you stole the mona lisa.
Remember that time Uncle Randy toenail arted me? Haha! I thought I was going to the electric chair!
British people say this for some reason. Dumb bastards.
Smefflewilliam: Oi bruvwick, me's gunna go to arts class innit
Fondlewick: Ey! Good idea bruv. We's gonna lern so many pai'ins by picasser!
The boys head to the art class at Smuffleton School for Boys.
Madam Chodeley: Ello you cheb sucking tots! Dis painting is by picasser! E' loves maken cube ladies!
Fondlewick: Oi Smefflewilliam. Lets get the bloody 'ell ou' of 'ere.
Smefflewilliam: Good idea, lad.
They run out and promptly are killed in an acid attack.
A person who takes joy in checking out 'works of art' specifically those of female asses and breasts.
Dude 1: OMG he's such and Art Critic.
Dude 2: yeah, but have u seen her Mona Lisa!!!
Dude 1: Finger licking good.
Originating as a north eastern term thats is most commonly associated with the union square neighborhood of New York City. An art critic is a person who is specialized in analyzing interpreting and evaluating art.
*looks at some shitty bowls and laughs*
Artist - Are you laughing at my work?
Meg- No I’m an art critic.
(n) Claw-like hand shape formed by people when posting pictures of their nail art, apparently favoured because it exposes all five figernails at once.
"Getting your hand locked in the nail art claw is a major health hazard for fashion bloggers."