Butt Baby

A child that is concieved by anal sex.
Gestation occurs in the lower intestine and the baby is born through the anal sphincter which dilates (to up to a foot) in diameter for this purpose.

I always thought anal sex was the most reliable form of contraception until i got pregnant with a butt baby and contracted herpes.

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baby batter

Very simply male ejaculate. One of many ingredients in the recepie that is a child, it is available whenever needed by a woman. Although it is meant to create babies it usually slams against a laytex membrane (sometimes flavored) or a kleenex.

"I released my baby batter on her face, but she got a bit pissed"

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i'm baby

usually meaning ur the submissive one in a relationship. u prefer to be called baby and other pet names by ur s/o

"i'm baby"

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tar baby

A dummy made of tar, which cannot be struck without getting oneself hopelessly stuck to it--from the story "Mr. Rabbit and Mr. Fox" by Joe Harris, as told by his fictional narrator, Uncle Remus.

Tar baby has become short hand for a situation better avoided than confronted.

The issue of immigration has become a tar baby for president Gearge W. Bush.

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knuckle baby

n. Male ejaculate resulting from masturbation

Lindsay Lohan posed naked for Playboy, and I gave birth to a knuckle baby.

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Baby Shower

the act of ejaculating your children on your partner. Your semen holds your sperm and your sperm are your children.You ejaculate on her therefore it is a baby shower.

Jack:i cummed all over Jenny's face.
Joe:so you gave her a baby shower.

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nigger baby

another word for a shit

i need to go to have a nigger baby *heading towards the toilet*

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