Mayo

Used as an exclamation, mayo is a close relative of the words pwned and owned. In this sense when one shouts out "Mayo!" to another they are aknowledginf the total lack of disrespect that was just shown to that person. Mayo, being so similar in color and texture to sperm, is used in this way to closely relate a person being disrespected to a whoman who allows a man to spread his seed all over her face after performing oral sex on him.

"That chick just flicked you off! Mayo!"

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poontang

The center of the universe. Part of a female's body located between her legs that is reason why all wars are ever fought. If you aren't getting it you want it, and if you are, it's never enough. Often times it used as the noun in sentence because, let's face it, often times us guys don't care what's all around the poontang as long as it is willing to provide us access to this magical land of wander

"Let's go get us some poontang!"

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cumbag

This great word has a double meaning. It can be used to describe a used condom, or it can be used to describe a woman who gives a lot of head and always remembers to swallow!

"Dude, your mom is a cumbag!"

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blonde

Description of a person, usually female, stricken by a particularly severe lack of intelligence. The blonde's brain, whcih is limited in size, is constantly in a daze, making the understanding of very simple ideas, concepts, and jokes impossible for her.

"How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner. How does the blonde confuse you? She comes back and says she did."

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Cul-de-sac

A french slang which describes having a large posterior. In english it would be the same as the terms "J-Lo ass", "ghetto booty", or more commonly "fat ass"

"Regarder cette fille, elle a un cul-de-sac" (translates to 'Look at that girl, she has a fat ass')

"Je suis désolé pour vous dire que votre amie a un cul-de-sac (translates to 'I'm sorry to tell you that your girlfriend has a fat ass')

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man tits

Fat formations on a man that accumulate where a woman has her milky makers. Sometimes man tits are made when a man over exercisez her upper body creating some A cup t-shirt fillers. Not usually considered sexy, the man tits are usually looked down upon, expecially when they match or exceed the cup size of some women.

"Look at her boyfriend, he's got bigger man tits than she does!"

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ass load

When speaking of quantity: an amount more than which is easily countable
When speaking of size: larger than a man can easily carry
When speaking of time: an amount of time which is larger than the expected amount
When used as a noun: a wad of semen released by a man inside the anus of another person (male or female alike)

"I got an ass load of collectible cars in my attic."
"How big is my house? It's got an ass load of space!"
"Jon went to buy beer 3 hours ago. He's taking an ass load of time"
"I gave your sister an assl oad last night!"

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