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Bro codes are system of unwritten codes that all the bros live by. These laws shall not be broken under any circumstance. Bronstitution is an app that has all of the bro codes and laws, and the punishment for breaking each of the laws.
Michael: "dude how are you so updated with all the bro codes!?"
Steven: "dude I got the Bronstitution app, keeps me in check with the laws man"
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A "party bro" is the highest regarded status of all bro-hood. Sought by many and achieved by few, party bros are an endangered breed of superhuman, notoriously sustaining themselves for months at a time on nothing more than alcohol, tobacco, drugs, sex and Reeespect!
If you're hot and happen to see a party bro, fuck them immediately, as this is the only conservation effort that has had success in sustaining their dwindling numbers.
He's such a party bro!
I wish I was a party bro!
I just fucked a party bro!
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bunch of kids who like to get drunk and be ignorant.
bro crew only talks to bro crew due to outsiders not liking members of bro crew. also its against bro crew law to talk to those outside of bro crew
bro crew roll out!
damn whats bro crew doing at this party?
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Any (usually) white American male that attempts, sometimes successfully, to convince everyone around them that they are not a bro, despite a certain and varying penchant for decidedly bro-like activities or beliefs; frequently using sexual experience to demand respect from one's friends, expressing a desire to fight others, an enjoyment and subsequent short-lived obsession with whatever mainstream rap song is currently "hot", open objectification of women, using ability and ever-readiness to drink heavily to assert dominance and respect within a social group, etc. are all telltale signs of a Closet Bro's true nature.
Note: Closet Bros know on some level what they are, and are afraid to admit, perhaps even to themselves, their bro-tendencies. They guard themselves against reality by vehemently proclaiming a hatred for bros; this only serves to aggravate the situation, making their bro-ness even more painfully obvious to their peers.
Example One
Mike: Hey man, I heard you were hanging out with Vanessa. How's that going?
Kyle: Dude, I hit it and quit it. That bitch don't mean sh-
Mike: Closet Bro! You!
Example Two
Dave: So Kyle was giving me a ride home, right? And we're sitting at a stoplight, when all of a sudden he turns on the radio and starts blasting a T Pain song. I just opened my door and got out.
Paul: I always kind of suspected that guy was a bro.
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verb.
to part take in an inherently homosexual act, or to display homosexual tendencies or behaviors with a person of the same sex.
applies mostly to macho, heterosexual males and excludes intentional, playful displays of homosexual behavior; should be used in sentences in second and/or third person (you and he/she/it, respectively); and is best when used in a narrative or observation.
at last night's party, jeff and mark were definitely bro-backing, as they slow danced together on the patio.
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dude, we totally saw you bro-backing with that guy at the bar last night.
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A family of bros. You know the type, because it seems every neighborhood has one of these families. Usually it starts with the huge 20-foot trailer they park in front of YOUR house, forcing you to have to park in front of your neighbors house, making them mad as well.
Another characteristic is the perpetually unkempt front lawn, long and full of weeds because they only mow it once every 1000 years, or they just let it turn brown and die, turning it into the neighborhood eyesore. Not to mention all the soda bottles, cans, candy wrappers, toys, and all manner of junk left on the lawn by the bro kids.
Speaking of the kids, these uncivil bros-in-training always seem to be on an unending mission of riding their motobikes and quads at high speeds through the neighborhood streets with little regard, making it dangerous to impossible for other kids to simply play out in the street without getting hit by these little monsters. Not to mention the noise they make speeding their way through the street, usually while you are taking a nap or trying to enjoy dinner.
Then we got the bro fam pets, dogs, often viscious, that bark incessantly ALL NIGHT LONG, driving you to near-insanity from lack of sleep. But nobody ever complains or contacts authorities on the bro fam because of fear of retaliation.
Basically the neighborhood bro fam makes life on your street hell!
I had to park on the other side of the street because the bro fam parked their 20-foot trailer in front of our house again.
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Your Favorite Female Buddy; an Amazing Female Friend; Your She-Partner in Crime; Your Wing Woman:
1. She is considered your #1 She-Buddy, Trusted as your Wing Woman.
2. A Girl that is a Buddy, and Likes chicks just as much as you do.
3. A Sassy Ohio Native that moved to Utah in the search of Lesbian Love!
"You show up home to find 2 Women in your Bed, all you can think is my buddy Bro-dette must have left me some gifts."
"Bro-dette is the Master of the Clam!"
"If Bro-dette was a Dinosaur, she would be named Lick-a-Lot-ta-Puss."
"Bro-dette is the Light in my Darkness."
"You Sex Chicks, Bro-dette Bangs Chicks."
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