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Icing your hand until it’s numb and then jerking off.
He closed his eyes and pictured the lifeless face of the pretty dead girl he’d seen in the morgue before slowly removing his hand from the icy water and giving himself a dead stranger.
A dead outfit that is an illegal offence.
Bro he’s gonna catch a case mans in dead garms.
Temporary dead=ignoring everything and not gonna deal with it.
Sandra:hey you still there?
Sandra:are you alive?
Sandra:answer me
Sandra:shit
Andy:what?i was ignoring you .actually i went to the party last night.no more chatting on the facebook cuz i was busy lol
at the time i was dead actually
temporary dead
A cemetery. A yard where the dead are buried.
A five year old asks if we go to heaven when we die then why are there dead yards?
A five year old child asks, "if we go to heaven when we die, then why are there dead yards?"
The act of receiving a blow job from a corpse.
“Tonight me and the guys are going to the cemetery, digging up some bodies, and getting some dead blows.”