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a phrase meaning
1) show me respect please and/or show me more respect that you are currently showing me
2) (offensive/rude) a man asking a woman to drop everything she is doing and immediately give him a blowjob
girlfriend: please doff me a hat and appreciate me more, i could your dinner everyday.
boyfriend: no, you should doff me a hat; i would like you to be able to give me more blowjobs.
phrase used to describe a "bucket hat" when worn by custies, mooks and f-ed up frat boys. In a crowd of beer guzzling abercrombie wearing mooks, there will always be one wearing the hat in question.
"Some fratboy threw his Dude party hat on stage at the Dave Matthews Band concert."
Meaning working in the yard or garden. Comes from the fact that farmers when working in their fields used to wear straw hats.
I was wearing the straw hat this weekend. (working on the yard)
A Memphis Top Hat is when you unload a big pile of stankin ass shit on someone else's head. It could be as part of some kinky sex, or as an unexpected act. Either way - anytime you take a shit on someone's head it is known as a Memphis Top Hat.
Alvin loved giving his girlfriend golden showers. One day during an extra kinky fuck session Alvin decided to give his girlfriend a Memphis Top Hat. As shit dripped down her forehead they made passionate love.
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In a similar style to president trumps 2016 red MAGA hat, 2020 presidential candidate Andrew Yang's blue MATH hat has become a symbol of him and his supporters, the YangGang who have started using the blue hat emoji in their twitter usernames to aid in quickly identifying each other.
"Be sure to add the Blue Hat Emoji to your name so everyone'll know your Yang Gang."
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Originally used in reference to people imitating the fashion or style of cowboys. These people wore the hats, but had no experience on the ranch -- thus, all hat, no cattle. Similar to talking the talk without walking the walk (which was originally used in reference to wanabe gunslingers).
Roger says he's a great cook, but he sliced his thumb off trying to peel a potato. He's all hat, no cattle.
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In football, when player scores a touchdown and intercepts a pass in the same game, then gives his opponent a post-game consolation blow job in the ultimate display of athletic prowess and sportsmanship. Mustachioed blow jobs are obviously preferred, though they are not necessary to complete the hat trick.
Keanu was so upset after the heart-breaking loss, Evan had no choice but to complete the Kreiner Hat Trick right there in the end zone.