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Jelly Sneeze

When you have a mouth full of jelly and you suddenly have to sneeze and the jelly travels up to your nose and when you sneeze it sprays out alongside the usual mess.

Andrew was enjoying a bowl full of strawberry jelly when suddenly the urge to sneeze hit him, he tried to quickly swallow the jelly but he was to late the jelly flew out and hit the person sitting opposite him, she screamed in disgust and everyone else cried out in laughter, " HaHa Jelly sneeze"

by TheJellyMan April 17, 2013


Lops up jelly

Means to eat ejaculate

"Bro what, I bet mako lops up jelly"

by BlckLongDick February 11, 2023


smelly jelly biscuit

When he luckily got the fuck on this morning and you start your period that afternoon; he comes home from work and you serve him up a Beer an shot, threw up the leg all sexy like and he says “what are you doin with your biscuits?” I said “this smelly jelly biscuit”

Sup?; watching a movie with a smelly jelly biscuit

It’s only anal tonight boo; I’m a smelly jelly biscuit up front

by sugarmelon September 8, 2021


Fun Jelly

Slippery stuff you can get fun with, such as massage oils and gels. Not to be confused with lubricants.

“I was sorting through your room and found some fun jelly stuffed in a box

by rkatherine January 7, 2018


jelly jockin

To explain someone who swallowa sperm

That girl was jelly jockin me last night.

by nerdturd23 June 17, 2014


fluffernutter and jelly

When you cum inside of a bitch on her period and eat her out after.

Dude I can't believe I fluffernutter and jelly'd that bitch last night

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022


jelly fish

an animal that is so damn annoying. when your in the water swimming, oh hello there human! let me give you 5 big red lines behind your back! the brainless creatures are useless and they aren't meant to be on the earth!

damn it! a man o war jelly fish just stung the crap out of me!

by calvin stone May 28, 2022