july 9

july 9 is month for yaku morisuke. stan yaku morisuke or sofie will break you kneecaps

july 9 is a month for yaku morisuke declared by sofie

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Julie Jrink

When Julie brings in coke for the team to share ($1 each) but we drink them and not pay.

"Hey Naz, you up for a Julie Jrink?"

"The Julie Jrinks are on the house fellas"

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July 31 2008

The baddest bitch alive. Mess with her and she will fine you. But she can also be really sweet.

July 31 2008 is my man!

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July 1, 2003

A month, day, and year.

Wow, John, you were alive on July 1, 2003.

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Julie-itis

A mental disease effecting parents, manifested a strong need to control their child's life, from college to personal relationships to money. Parents with Julie-itis are incapable of gracefully letting their adult children finish growing up, and are prone to ranting about how rebellious and wrong their child is anytime they do not fall in line with their idea for what the child's life should look like.

Person #1: Why is that Mom gossiping with twenty year old girls about how awful her son is?
Person #2: Dude, she so has Julie-itis.

Boy: My Mom's Julie-itis is getting worse. Now she's refusing to give me toothpaste just because I want to leave the house.
Girl: Wow...does she want your teeth to fall out?

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15th July

A day when a very sexy child named Jagrit was born and that makes him the most important.

“It’s the 15th July”

“The day Jagrit was born?!”

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July 2

The day when two dumb bitches were born

July 2 when they were born

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