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When you are having sex and you pull out, call the girl a virgin, and then stick it in the other hole; Then finish and say "Ah I needed this"
Dude did you hear what happened last night? No! Bro I gave Chloe a dirty Matt McLaughlin Last night.
Matt Mcgregors are the perfect dads and don't mind looking after the kids even if there not his. His driving is unmatched some call him paul walker truly a master of the dark arts. Matt Mcgregors often have a massive cock that he doesn't mind using on men or women. Matt Mcgregors are often known for being quite and considered the school shooter of the modern world.
"Omg hes such a Matt Mcgregor"
Matt Mcgregors palls out AK47 from back of the class
This kid is the best and most loyal boyfriend you could ever have. He will have endless amounts of love for you to the point where it becomes an obsession.
He loves attention and is head over heels for you. Matt is a sexy man. Very very sexy. He has broad shoulders and a thic bum.
He will try his heart out to be the best he can be for you.
He has a goofy side and although giving great cuddles, farts a lot.
Matt is the one.
Marry matt.
Matt (Matthew) is such a hottie.
Damn matt sure is something.
Someone : Have you heard of Matt Drewitt?
Someone else : Yeah he's a legend.
A male figure that is worldly known for having a 13” cock.... not only that but he is very good at his sports and you should watch out he might be in your moms bed tonight
I opened up my moms room tonight and I saw matt Mojsej doing my mom what a great day
The best LSA ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt Swift is the best!
Omg I swear he rose from the 7th layer of hell. HOW MANY TIMES DOES HE HAVE TO DIE TO ACTUALLY BE DEAD?!
Matt: yOu'rE a VaMpIrE sTeFaN aNd YoU sToLe mY eLeNa
Stefan:..........................................................its okay, I forgive you
Matt Donovan everybody....