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Cucumbers

Some people eat them.....others shove them up their asses

Dave: DUDE cucumbers are SOOOOOOO yummy
Jeremy: YEAH MAN! especially after you've cuCUMMED all over them HAHAHAH
Dave:.................No..........

by LearnyourABC'S February 16, 2024


Matt Donovan

Omg I swear he rose from the 7th layer of hell. HOW MANY TIMES DOES HE HAVE TO DIE TO ACTUALLY BE DEAD?!

Matt: yOu'rE a VaMpIrE sTeFaN aNd YoU sToLe mY eLeNa
Stefan:..........................................................its okay, I forgive you

Matt Donovan everybody....

by LearnyourABC'S February 16, 2024


English

Me no hablo englais

I don't fucking speak English you dipshit......

by LearnyourABC'S February 16, 2024


Dickwad

An Idiot that has a big ego to make up for his tiny dick

ur a dickwad chad

by LearnyourABC'S November 6, 2023


Asshole

Someone who is so bloody annoying that you want to sucker punch them until they can no longer form sentences

Dave: Take me back blah blah blah....
Ex-Gf: Go Cry to your sneaky link you asshole

by LearnyourABC'S November 6, 2023


Love

its a 50/50

Love is complicated dude

by LearnyourABC'S November 6, 2023


Entire world

8 Billion people

Did you know that if the entire world population wrapped around the world we would die?

by LearnyourABC'S November 6, 2023