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When your Fiancé wants to be an asshole and complain about everything in the morning she should be a morning asshole
A female’s version of morning wood.
I woke up this morning and had a case of the morning hood.
When you sleep past noon and you don't want to admit it's the afternoon.
"It's after noon, but I just woke up. I suppose it's an extended morning, then."
The naked run made In the morning from the bedroom to the bathroom.
I nearly got spotted making the morning streak today
The smell/taste of pussy after morning sex
I had to wash the sheets after my wife's morning glory muffin juices.
A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.
Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!
Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
When you get up early to practice eating out that pussy.
Hey yo I have have this girl coming over tomorrow I should get in my morning practice so I'm ready.