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a place where people who do not know what real fast food is go. it is usually crowded and slow. people also are often rather lazy and choose to wait 30 minutes in a drive thru to avoid getting out of their car...usually a suburban or a crappy teenager first car...you then feel very sorry for the workers if it is a hot day because they have to take orders outside. also the food isn't that great, and if you try to say that, a zillion stupid second hand opinion holding people will tell you how stupid you are and criticize you for eating mcdonalds...
in n out lover: "in n out is sooooo good! i llloooovvveee there burgers. they are fresh and so are their amazing fries!!!"
me: "no thank you. if i want a burger and fries i'll have them covered in lard and salt like the Lord intended."
in n out lover: "but that is so unhealthy! i am also atheist because it is trendy so i can't accept your statement."
me: "if you really want to be healthy then why don't you eat some salad instead of eating 5 slabs of meat and 10 slabs of cheese laughably called a quinceyquincey or a 5x5 or whatever cutsie name you can think of and fries and a milkshake?"
in n out lover: "omg...oh wait i'm atheist now...or was i agnostic...well whatever, you are so ignorant you unhealthy mcdonalds eating bastard! didn't you see that movie or read that book? fast food is bad for you! i love michael moore too! he is soooo smart and aware like me!"
me: ::takes amazingly heavenly orgasmic bite of a quarter pounder from mcdonalds:: "i rest my case..."
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What you call any restaurant or fast food chain that you're not particularly fond of. Translates to "Eat 'n' Vomit" in Aussie slang, and a play on the "X 'n' Y" convention of naming eateries where X relates to eating, and Y is usually 'Go'.
Grab us a burger from the local Chew 'n' Spew willya?
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this can mean one of a number of things
1) (verb: to): to shag and fuck someone silly, to fuck their brains out i.e. to shag them until they can't pronounce their name, lol.
2) (noun): a new fad or trend engaged in by youths that adults don't seem to understand or even appreciate , since they can't grasp the essence of the said fad or trend.
3) (verb): to get involved with the wrong crowd, and as a result to drop out of high school/university, trade school and get involved in criminal activities.
father: son, what is this new ridiculous game you're playing, or seem to be playing, on your Game Boy, 24/7 these days? you know the one, with the little green character?
son: dad, lol! I love your description of modern technology; this game that I am playing on my Game Boy, is a new rock-n-roll. The game is called Zelda, just like the little green character you mentioned. Dad, you can be so funny sometimes. (son: after a pause) : Dad, be thankful, that im not the type of rotten apple modern son that likes to rock-n-roll after school, in order to become a self-made mobster. roflcopter
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The best place to get food when you got the munchies know to people who blaze due to the fact most are open 24 hours a day and commercials are known to advertise to that audience
(guy 1) Damn bro im hella faded off that blunt I gots the munchies like a mutha fucka now.
(guy 2) Fuck it lets hit up jack n the box
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it is a universal law that the n word can only be said on a Tuesday, as stated at the beginning of time by two celastal beings known as manhera and jesus crist, n word tuesdays were invented on the subject of when it was appropriate that the bible 2 was the real bible
jeff bezos said the n word on n word tuesday
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The greatest group of Tyrants to ever roam the Fabar server on the Massive Multi player Online Game, Outwar.
Life N Death made people quit.
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to ejaculate after sex with a lip of skoal in your mouth
Hibidee Hobidee I fucked my sister nicole in the back of my pick-up truck straight skoal n skeet like i always do
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