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A game that was designed by a team of psychologists and pediatricians for children who suffer from mental retardation to keep them amused and occupied so they don't become bored and physically hurt themselves doing other activities.
"Honey, do you think our retards will be safe to leave home alone all by themselves tonight?"
"Oh don't worry honey, they're upstairs playing Outwar, their tard obsessive compulsiveness will keep them at it all night long."
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Outwar is an online MMORPG, or Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game. It originated as a money-making website for those involved, where it centered around advertisements which were forced upon people by the players who played the game. These players attempted to trick people into clicking their "secret link", which then led to a basic "j00 g0t wtfPWNT" screen with plenty of advertisements to make the site money. When this link was clicked, the owner of the link gained a small amount of "power", now called "experience". The game was never a malicious scam, and no spyware/malware/adware was ever involved. Those who claim so are ignorant or uninformed, and probably actually got the spyware and such from other websites which they won't speak about.
The Outwar world of today is much different. The link part of the game no longer grows you stronger. Instead, it gives your character a small buff... so small it's not even worth it. On top of that, the link is no longer spammed by any of the legitimate players. They have untold ways of getting this buff on not only themselves, but all of their friends, without getting anyone but themselves to click the link.
Outwar now is more like an MMORPG than it ever has been before. Grinding (see definition 15 for grinding) is the main way of leveling your character now. You must walk around the town area and attack mobs or do quests for experience and items. You can also gain items by being in a "crew", or clan of sorts... however you can never know for sure what you must do for that crew, or if they will even give you items for your work. Many crews will award items due to hard work and time spent for them, while others only try to better themselves and their close friends.
Outwar has a very long and scarred history, and I hope this true definition will help to set the naive internet population straight.
Outwarplayer123: sup everyone? anyone else play outwar?
NaiveInternetNerd: omg lulz outwar i remember that nub game
Outwarplayer123: actually its a lot different than it used to be...
NaiveInternetNerd: orly? roflmao no i wont click ur link nub
Outwarplayer123: uh, actually i'm good man... just asking if anyone else played
NaiveInternetNerd: ya right! haha! what a nub bet u got like 1000000 spyware hahahahalololol!!!11!!1oneone
Outwarplayer123: no not really
NaiveInternetNerd: haha thats what u think last time i clicked one of those links i got all kinds of spyware
Outwarplayer123: oh that sucks
Outwarplayer123: hey do you watch pr0n?
NaiveInternetNerd: yah y?
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A form of internet game (term used loosely) where players form a clan or team by getting as many people as possible to click a link that leads to a page full of adverts, spyware, IP reading and lagging. The people with the most clicks to thier name get some manner of cheap receipt, such as an outwar t-shirt, or pittyful cash payment which must be collected in person from afghanistan (so no-one ever collects it). To actually be anywhere close to realising the top spots, much money and time must be given to conning innocent n00bs to the site, which probably outweighs the cost of the return prize.
slut: hello there
UouOTWER PLAYA5: pls cum 2 mi syt!!11
UouOTWER PLAYA5: www.x=6767676.outwar.com/dogshite
slut: I'm not going to lag my connection up with that outwar crap. Find someone else to join your werewolf clan
UouOTWER PLAYA5: om U FAGOT I H8 U V MUSH
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A game that, while it used to be rather corrupt and spy-ware filled, is actually getting much better. The secret link is no longer part of the game, so it isn't spammed around anymore.
Person 1: Outwar SUXX0RS!
Person 2: Please shut up if you don't know the facts.
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A pathetic excuse for a game that basically involves children going into forums and chatrooms and gradually wearing down their "Ctrl" and "V" keys. Many also have an inability to correctly spell "Saddam" and "says", and misuse the word "would" where "should" is what they are looking for. They also seem to lack understanding of the fabled apostrophe, needed in "it's" when the meaning is "it is".
its a cool game, you just gotto be familiar with RPG games. so everyone who sais that its a 'STUPID' game would better shut up.
Sadam: OUTWAR IS STUPID!!!!
Bush: ARREST THE MOTHERFUCKER!!!
swat team: NOT NOW!!! IM DEFEATING THE OUTWAR BOSS
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outwar is a secret govement exsperement to see if people will actualy bore themselfs to death by watching the numbers and pirate clip art flicker on screen, most players of outwar are called dean and live in a dark room with a pc never leaving there chair.
These outwar players or sub humanoids play internet games 24 hours a day to distract themselves from the fact they have no friends
"hahahah! im a 40000000000000ft monster and your only 39999999999999ft"
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Outwar is a game where kids get clicks to their secret link. The best outwar player right now is sabster, because he is the greatest at the game.
Mom: "I heart outwar"
Dad: "Damn you sabster for stealing my wife"
sabster: "Its a living!"
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