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When you leave a bar with a drunk female, go back to her house, and she refuses to give you a ride back to your car until 4:00 the next day.
"Dude, I can't go to that bar. That chick that Ho-Napped me works there."
"You mean that girl who wouldn't give you a ride back to your car untill 4:oo the next day?"
"Yeah. She Ho-Napped me!"
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A person thats plays MW2 multiplayer by sprinting around using only ranger akimbo.
Christ, use a different weapon and stop being such a little shotgun ho!
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When you trust a girl to stay at your place, but not enough to give her a key. You make her leave through the garage. She opens the garage and hits the close button. She runs as fast as she can out of the garage hurdling the sensor while simultaneously ducking down to avoid the garage door as it closes.
I was late for work so I made Stacy do the ho-jump when she leaves.
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Something that everyone except you seems to find awesome and/or hilarious. (A portmanteau of 'ho hum' and 'humdinger'.)
Brent: Have you seen Avatar? It's the best movie EVER!
Michelle: Yeah, that's what EVERYONE'S been saying, but I, personally, found it boring as hell. I think it's the biggest ho humdinger in history!
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(Foxhunting) The phrase uttered by a member of the hunt who sees the fox
(Aviation) (carried over from foxhunting) The phrase uttered by a pilot advising that he sees the air traffic that has been called out for him
(Foxhunting) Member of the hunt seeing the fox: "Tally-ho!"
(Aviation) Ground Control: "United 234, your traffic is a 737 at your ten o'clock descending through your altitude."
United 234: "Roger, Tally-ho!"
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Technical: "may you be victorious"
can be used to replace pretty much any word, ever.
eg. hello, fuck, well done
ho can be replaced with no, or go depending on the situation.
but jai ho is the crowned queen :)
"i'd jai ho him"
"i was jai ho'd last night"
person 1 - "i tripped"
person 2- "jai ho!"
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"cappa delta pi is such a ho house, all the slutty girls fuck random ugly guys"
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